Matthew Guest
@matthewguest.bsky.social
Dedicated shower philosopher.
I think that I’m on the far side of Mt. Stupid on a few subjects, but then again, how would I know? Profoundly married.
I think that I’m on the far side of Mt. Stupid on a few subjects, but then again, how would I know? Profoundly married.
Nicole Whitted nails it.
October 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Nicole Whitted nails it.
Now, I know a lot of y’all are trying to figure out who this gamer kid “Big Balls” is.
Well for starters, you may know him by his given name, which is pronounced “JUSSIE SMOLLETT.”
Well for starters, you may know him by his given name, which is pronounced “JUSSIE SMOLLETT.”
August 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Now, I know a lot of y’all are trying to figure out who this gamer kid “Big Balls” is.
Well for starters, you may know him by his given name, which is pronounced “JUSSIE SMOLLETT.”
Well for starters, you may know him by his given name, which is pronounced “JUSSIE SMOLLETT.”
The gymnastics that they will perform to stay with him after this will be of the Simone Biles level.
Besides Trump, Boomers and MAGA people love them a child trafficking conspiracy. This one actually has the weight of some truth.
Besides Trump, Boomers and MAGA people love them a child trafficking conspiracy. This one actually has the weight of some truth.
July 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The gymnastics that they will perform to stay with him after this will be of the Simone Biles level.
Besides Trump, Boomers and MAGA people love them a child trafficking conspiracy. This one actually has the weight of some truth.
Besides Trump, Boomers and MAGA people love them a child trafficking conspiracy. This one actually has the weight of some truth.
Actual thing that happened, verified. TOP. MEN.
June 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Actual thing that happened, verified. TOP. MEN.
This guy just denied that he thought of himself as a king, while using the royal “We”.
June 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This guy just denied that he thought of himself as a king, while using the royal “We”.
The President of the United States posted this last night.
This goes beyond stupidity and goes to full-on psychosis.
This goes beyond stupidity and goes to full-on psychosis.
June 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The President of the United States posted this last night.
This goes beyond stupidity and goes to full-on psychosis.
This goes beyond stupidity and goes to full-on psychosis.
That’s me. I mean, they misspelled “Cis”, but i appreciate the shoutout nonetheless.
May 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
That’s me. I mean, they misspelled “Cis”, but i appreciate the shoutout nonetheless.
Creates tariff. Tariff works as designed. Blames corporation for raising prices, saying that the corporation made huge profits (under his predecessor).
I was told that Trump was good for business and the economy?
But we’re losing our triple-A rating and buying a $9 Million birthday parade.
I was told that Trump was good for business and the economy?
But we’re losing our triple-A rating and buying a $9 Million birthday parade.
May 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Creates tariff. Tariff works as designed. Blames corporation for raising prices, saying that the corporation made huge profits (under his predecessor).
I was told that Trump was good for business and the economy?
But we’re losing our triple-A rating and buying a $9 Million birthday parade.
I was told that Trump was good for business and the economy?
But we’re losing our triple-A rating and buying a $9 Million birthday parade.
Elon’s such an innovator that he’s enabled us to invoke Godwin’s Law faster than ever before, and without the internet.
February 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Elon’s such an innovator that he’s enabled us to invoke Godwin’s Law faster than ever before, and without the internet.
I play a game with myself called “Can You S.T.F.U.?”
I’m not scoring well.
I’m not scoring well.
February 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I play a game with myself called “Can You S.T.F.U.?”
I’m not scoring well.
I’m not scoring well.
The man who wrote this was educated at Harvard and got his law degree from Yale.
He 💯% knows that he is lying.
He 💯% knows that he is lying.
February 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The man who wrote this was educated at Harvard and got his law degree from Yale.
He 💯% knows that he is lying.
He 💯% knows that he is lying.
The metaphor, she burns strong in this one.
February 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The metaphor, she burns strong in this one.
Ice Cube had something to say on this issue.
February 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Ice Cube had something to say on this issue.
The current administration has zero room to cast stones about under-qualified personnel.
(Pt2 in comments)
(Pt2 in comments)
January 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The current administration has zero room to cast stones about under-qualified personnel.
(Pt2 in comments)
(Pt2 in comments)