Matthew Guest
@matthewguest.bsky.social
Dedicated shower philosopher.
I think that I’m on the far side of Mt. Stupid on a few subjects, but then again, how would I know? Profoundly married.
I think that I’m on the far side of Mt. Stupid on a few subjects, but then again, how would I know? Profoundly married.
Nicole Whitted nails it.
October 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Nicole Whitted nails it.
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
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I have read Trump’s “war department” EO.
This is nothing. He changed nothing. He added pretend secondary titles with no power under the law.
He will make the government spend hundreds of millions for vanity labeling purposes.
If you’re in the media and you don’t harp on that, you’re failing.
This is nothing. He changed nothing. He added pretend secondary titles with no power under the law.
He will make the government spend hundreds of millions for vanity labeling purposes.
If you’re in the media and you don’t harp on that, you’re failing.
September 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I have read Trump’s “war department” EO.
This is nothing. He changed nothing. He added pretend secondary titles with no power under the law.
He will make the government spend hundreds of millions for vanity labeling purposes.
If you’re in the media and you don’t harp on that, you’re failing.
This is nothing. He changed nothing. He added pretend secondary titles with no power under the law.
He will make the government spend hundreds of millions for vanity labeling purposes.
If you’re in the media and you don’t harp on that, you’re failing.
Now, I know a lot of y’all are trying to figure out who this gamer kid “Big Balls” is.
Well for starters, you may know him by his given name, which is pronounced “JUSSIE SMOLLETT.”
Well for starters, you may know him by his given name, which is pronounced “JUSSIE SMOLLETT.”
August 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Now, I know a lot of y’all are trying to figure out who this gamer kid “Big Balls” is.
Well for starters, you may know him by his given name, which is pronounced “JUSSIE SMOLLETT.”
Well for starters, you may know him by his given name, which is pronounced “JUSSIE SMOLLETT.”
The gymnastics that they will perform to stay with him after this will be of the Simone Biles level.
Besides Trump, Boomers and MAGA people love them a child trafficking conspiracy. This one actually has the weight of some truth.
Besides Trump, Boomers and MAGA people love them a child trafficking conspiracy. This one actually has the weight of some truth.
July 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The gymnastics that they will perform to stay with him after this will be of the Simone Biles level.
Besides Trump, Boomers and MAGA people love them a child trafficking conspiracy. This one actually has the weight of some truth.
Besides Trump, Boomers and MAGA people love them a child trafficking conspiracy. This one actually has the weight of some truth.
Man, I wish I lived in a world where I could still feel outrage that our second term President had no clue that the people of Liberia (a former US colony!) spoke english. Instead it’s like, “Oh yeah. Trump doesn’t read. That’s adorable. So, returning to his ongoing criminal actions…”
July 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Man, I wish I lived in a world where I could still feel outrage that our second term President had no clue that the people of Liberia (a former US colony!) spoke english. Instead it’s like, “Oh yeah. Trump doesn’t read. That’s adorable. So, returning to his ongoing criminal actions…”
Actual thing that happened, verified. TOP. MEN.
June 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Actual thing that happened, verified. TOP. MEN.
This guy just denied that he thought of himself as a king, while using the royal “We”.
June 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This guy just denied that he thought of himself as a king, while using the royal “We”.
The President of the United States posted this last night.
This goes beyond stupidity and goes to full-on psychosis.
This goes beyond stupidity and goes to full-on psychosis.
June 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The President of the United States posted this last night.
This goes beyond stupidity and goes to full-on psychosis.
This goes beyond stupidity and goes to full-on psychosis.
That’s me. I mean, they misspelled “Cis”, but i appreciate the shoutout nonetheless.
May 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
That’s me. I mean, they misspelled “Cis”, but i appreciate the shoutout nonetheless.
You guys.
Amanda is so incredibly petty, and I’m here for it.
She every week recites Trump’s newsworthy failures in a voice which makes her a concert virtuoso of schadenfreude.
www.instagram.com/amandasmildt...
Amanda is so incredibly petty, and I’m here for it.
She every week recites Trump’s newsworthy failures in a voice which makes her a concert virtuoso of schadenfreude.
www.instagram.com/amandasmildt...
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May 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You guys.
Amanda is so incredibly petty, and I’m here for it.
She every week recites Trump’s newsworthy failures in a voice which makes her a concert virtuoso of schadenfreude.
www.instagram.com/amandasmildt...
Amanda is so incredibly petty, and I’m here for it.
She every week recites Trump’s newsworthy failures in a voice which makes her a concert virtuoso of schadenfreude.
www.instagram.com/amandasmildt...
People claiming “8647” is equivalent to calling for an assassination are telling on themselves that they never worked in food service. “86” just means to stop working on a menu item and take no more orders for it. Basically: “Get rid of it.”
We 86’d 37 without violence.
We 86’d 37 without violence.
May 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
People claiming “8647” is equivalent to calling for an assassination are telling on themselves that they never worked in food service. “86” just means to stop working on a menu item and take no more orders for it. Basically: “Get rid of it.”
We 86’d 37 without violence.
We 86’d 37 without violence.
Creates tariff. Tariff works as designed. Blames corporation for raising prices, saying that the corporation made huge profits (under his predecessor).
I was told that Trump was good for business and the economy?
But we’re losing our triple-A rating and buying a $9 Million birthday parade.
I was told that Trump was good for business and the economy?
But we’re losing our triple-A rating and buying a $9 Million birthday parade.
May 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Creates tariff. Tariff works as designed. Blames corporation for raising prices, saying that the corporation made huge profits (under his predecessor).
I was told that Trump was good for business and the economy?
But we’re losing our triple-A rating and buying a $9 Million birthday parade.
I was told that Trump was good for business and the economy?
But we’re losing our triple-A rating and buying a $9 Million birthday parade.
Oof. Serious question.
Oh it’s April Fool’s Day? Are you sure that’s not just the regular news cycle?
April 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Oof. Serious question.
Oof.
February 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Oof.
Elon’s such an innovator that he’s enabled us to invoke Godwin’s Law faster than ever before, and without the internet.
February 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Elon’s such an innovator that he’s enabled us to invoke Godwin’s Law faster than ever before, and without the internet.
I play a game with myself called “Can You S.T.F.U.?”
I’m not scoring well.
I’m not scoring well.
February 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I play a game with myself called “Can You S.T.F.U.?”
I’m not scoring well.
I’m not scoring well.
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That’s how you write a headline, people.
February 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
That’s how you write a headline, people.
These are idiots who just react without thought.
It’s subhuman.
It’s subhuman.
These absolute morons are going to destroy the United States.
If you’re in favor of the US leaving NATO, you either don’t want the US to succeed, or you don’t know wtf NATO does.
Worth noting that Mike Lee voted to expand NATO in 2022.
If you’re in favor of the US leaving NATO, you either don’t want the US to succeed, or you don’t know wtf NATO does.
Worth noting that Mike Lee voted to expand NATO in 2022.
February 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
These are idiots who just react without thought.
It’s subhuman.
It’s subhuman.
