This would make for a lovely greeting card.

I must have made my X-it before the fake blue checks were forced to poop at the top of comments. Seems like a strange feature, but then i wouldn’t put it past Elon.

Y’know, sometimes, Zachary Montgomery Ruane, I don’t think you take this whole social media thing seriously at all.

(I assume your middle name is Montgomery).

Y’know… I’m not sure I can imagine Uncle Fester saying this.

Have you tried thinking about bridges? Because there’s, like, so many of them.

They’re all over the place really.

I’m sorry Santa. I didn’t mean to fat shame you. I’m just jealous that I don’t look as good in a snazzy red velvet suit as you do. No one does. You saucy minx!

I’ll grant you that maybe, just maybe, Robbie Williams does care a bit about the blues.

But I think I’ve seen Snoop in three different guernseys so I’m doubting he’s big on the Gold Cazizzle Suns.

Someone has been sitting on that headline for a while. Shame he’s not being replaced by Brendan Bolton.

Muppet Lord Of The Rings.

Pepe for Gollum.

This is the way of the world now, isn’t it? Like The Bear winning best comedy Emmy’s. Somebody throw a custard pie for cliffs sake!

Tomorrow everything will be very squiggly.