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Matthew Galer
@matthewgaler.bsky.social
🏆🏆🏆 Award winning writer/musician/artist




FACT CHECK: The award was for Most Determined player for the under 12 Magpies.
This would make for a lovely greeting card.
December 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I must have made my X-it before the fake blue checks were forced to poop at the top of comments. Seems like a strange feature, but then i wouldn’t put it past Elon.
December 1, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Y’know, sometimes, Zachary Montgomery Ruane, I don’t think you take this whole social media thing seriously at all.

(I assume your middle name is Montgomery).
December 1, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Y’know… I’m not sure I can imagine Uncle Fester saying this.
November 30, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Have you tried thinking about bridges? Because there’s, like, so many of them.

They’re all over the place really.
November 27, 2024 at 8:47 AM
I’m sorry Santa. I didn’t mean to fat shame you. I’m just jealous that I don’t look as good in a snazzy red velvet suit as you do. No one does. You saucy minx!
November 27, 2024 at 5:37 AM
I’ll grant you that maybe, just maybe, Robbie Williams does care a bit about the blues.

But I think I’ve seen Snoop in three different guernseys so I’m doubting he’s big on the Gold Cazizzle Suns.
November 27, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Someone has been sitting on that headline for a while. Shame he’s not being replaced by Brendan Bolton.
November 26, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Muppet Lord Of The Rings.

Pepe for Gollum.
November 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
This is the way of the world now, isn’t it? Like The Bear winning best comedy Emmy’s. Somebody throw a custard pie for cliffs sake!
November 25, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Tomorrow everything will be very squiggly.
November 25, 2024 at 11:40 AM