Matthew Galer
@matthewgaler.bsky.social
🏆🏆🏆 Award winning writer/musician/artist
FACT CHECK: The award was for Most Determined player for the under 12 Magpies.
FACT CHECK: The award was for Most Determined player for the under 12 Magpies.
March 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
(Audio on for added LOTR majesty)
December 1, 2024 at 9:02 PM
(Audio on for added LOTR majesty)
These had absolutely no right being nice! They made me question the very fundamentals of existence… as they were pleasantly tangy. And existence is rarely pleasantly tangy… especially in an existence where fruit flavoured chips exist.
December 1, 2024 at 9:33 AM
These had absolutely no right being nice! They made me question the very fundamentals of existence… as they were pleasantly tangy. And existence is rarely pleasantly tangy… especially in an existence where fruit flavoured chips exist.
All for the crime of vanity. The fat controller was fucking biblically evil.
December 1, 2024 at 8:44 AM
All for the crime of vanity. The fat controller was fucking biblically evil.
Your incredibly official 2024 AFLW Premiership Poster for the North Melbourne Kangaroos.
November 30, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Your incredibly official 2024 AFLW Premiership Poster for the North Melbourne Kangaroos.
Pretty happy with my Baldur’s Gate name.
November 30, 2024 at 10:06 AM
Pretty happy with my Baldur’s Gate name.
(Reads in David Attenborough voice)
Here we see a man trying to catch the ever elusive Malvern Park trout
Here we see a man trying to catch the ever elusive Malvern Park trout
November 29, 2024 at 4:35 AM
(Reads in David Attenborough voice)
Here we see a man trying to catch the ever elusive Malvern Park trout
Here we see a man trying to catch the ever elusive Malvern Park trout
Have you ever wondered what Dr Pepper mixed with sunscreen tastes like? Then wonder no more!
November 27, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Have you ever wondered what Dr Pepper mixed with sunscreen tastes like? Then wonder no more!
Here’s some celebs pretending to care about AFL. My favourite is Madonna’s kid.
November 27, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Here’s some celebs pretending to care about AFL. My favourite is Madonna’s kid.
An order I made for Sinners Pizza, Macleod.
November 26, 2024 at 11:28 PM
An order I made for Sinners Pizza, Macleod.
What I do to pass the time when my internet is down:
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
What I do to pass the time when my internet is down:
The opposite version of this game comes with a complimentary voucher from protective services.
November 25, 2024 at 6:12 AM
The opposite version of this game comes with a complimentary voucher from protective services.
An assortment of mulleted Jagr’s.
November 25, 2024 at 3:37 AM
An assortment of mulleted Jagr’s.
Sir Ian McKellen dressed as a Viking riding a rocket powered dinosaur in space.
November 24, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Sir Ian McKellen dressed as a Viking riding a rocket powered dinosaur in space.
From when I briefly wanted to start my own AFL9’s team.
November 24, 2024 at 6:29 AM
From when I briefly wanted to start my own AFL9’s team.
Curse you choking children! Because of you, there is no surprise, only laughably simple Kinder disappointment.
November 24, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Curse you choking children! Because of you, there is no surprise, only laughably simple Kinder disappointment.
I think you missed one. (He was a car all along).
November 24, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I think you missed one. (He was a car all along).
British aggression at its very worst.
November 23, 2024 at 10:50 PM
British aggression at its very worst.
Like this guy. Apparently he made Millie and Ollie’s life a fucking nightmare. Right arrogant prick, that Syd.
November 23, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Like this guy. Apparently he made Millie and Ollie’s life a fucking nightmare. Right arrogant prick, that Syd.
Taken from my experimental student film, Les Vitamines.
November 23, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Taken from my experimental student film, Les Vitamines.