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Dad, writer, musician, learning designer, cancer doer, dork. Find my science books for young readers at matthewbrendenwood.com or your local library. He/him. These are my personal takes, opinions, and dad jokes & do not reflect those of my employers, natch
Glad I was sitting down for it
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Glad I was sitting down for it
Can't spell collusion without💲and 📃!
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Can't spell collusion without💲and 📃!
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November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Years ago I was a part of a DM cover night and we played Photographic, will now have to listen to it for the nth time
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Years ago I was a part of a DM cover night and we played Photographic, will now have to listen to it for the nth time
I'm pretty sure I actually have these exact file names but I'm too scared to look
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'm pretty sure I actually have these exact file names but I'm too scared to look
Taking this as a badge of honor/horror
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Taking this as a badge of honor/horror
💯 Feeling called out by McSweeney's
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
💯 Feeling called out by McSweeney's
I TOO HAVE SEEN THE SHINING CHEDDAR ON THE HILL
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I TOO HAVE SEEN THE SHINING CHEDDAR ON THE HILL
I did not know this! I might have watch it now
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I did not know this! I might have watch it now