Matt Klein
@mattdklein.bsky.social
Mid-thirties. Okay, late thirties. Let's say thirtysomething. Animal lover. Lefty, but right-handed. Kinda bisexual. Probably a socialist.
Progress is not linear. History is full of things that had never happened, until they did. Some things were unthinkable, even impossible... until we saw them with our own eyes.
August 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Progress is not linear. History is full of things that had never happened, until they did. Some things were unthinkable, even impossible... until we saw them with our own eyes.
You know what streaming service doesn't have ads? Books.
July 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You know what streaming service doesn't have ads? Books.
Millennials, remember when the Internet was a bizarre wonderland instead of a dystopian bot-ridden hellscape? Gen Z, you don't even know what you are missing.
April 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Millennials, remember when the Internet was a bizarre wonderland instead of a dystopian bot-ridden hellscape? Gen Z, you don't even know what you are missing.
Embrace doubt. Find comfort in uncertainty.
March 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Embrace doubt. Find comfort in uncertainty.
Republicans: *committing crimes against humanity*
Democrats: "Um, if it's not too much twouble, could you pwease wesign?" 🥺
Democrats: "Um, if it's not too much twouble, could you pwease wesign?" 🥺
March 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Republicans: *committing crimes against humanity*
Democrats: "Um, if it's not too much twouble, could you pwease wesign?" 🥺
Democrats: "Um, if it's not too much twouble, could you pwease wesign?" 🥺
44 percent of the country still thinks Trump is doing a good job with the economy. FORTY-FOUR PERCENT.
March 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
44 percent of the country still thinks Trump is doing a good job with the economy. FORTY-FOUR PERCENT.
I will support the Democratic party again when they agree that corporations are not people, and money does not belong anywhere near our political system. Until then, they are simply Republicans by another name.
March 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I will support the Democratic party again when they agree that corporations are not people, and money does not belong anywhere near our political system. Until then, they are simply Republicans by another name.
If you saw someone stealing groceries, no you didn't.
February 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If you saw someone stealing groceries, no you didn't.
At this point, America might consider itself lucky to become Canada's 11th province: "South Ontario."
February 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
At this point, America might consider itself lucky to become Canada's 11th province: "South Ontario."
MAGA is a Nazi movement with worse hats.
February 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
MAGA is a Nazi movement with worse hats.
We could have had eight years of Bernie Sanders from 2016-2024. Donald Trump would just be some D-list former TV celebrity who once hilariously ran for president. But here we are.
January 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
We could have had eight years of Bernie Sanders from 2016-2024. Donald Trump would just be some D-list former TV celebrity who once hilariously ran for president. But here we are.
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A HUGE shout-out to my good friend Luigi Mangione for helping me rescue lost puppies between the hours of 6am and 6pm on December 4. What a classy dude! I'd take a bullet for that guy.
December 10, 2024 at 6:32 PM
A HUGE shout-out to my good friend Luigi Mangione for helping me rescue lost puppies between the hours of 6am and 6pm on December 4. What a classy dude! I'd take a bullet for that guy.
Give yourself permission to grieve for the reality you thought you knew.
December 6, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Give yourself permission to grieve for the reality you thought you knew.
Moo Deng was the best thing to happen in 2024 and you know it.
November 22, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Moo Deng was the best thing to happen in 2024 and you know it.
"Hi, I'm your new virtual assistant!"
"No. We don't want AI."
"Perfect, here's even MORE ways to interact with AI!"
"GET OUT OF HERE."
"Playing 'Get Out Of Here' by Thin Lizzy."
"No. We don't want AI."
"Perfect, here's even MORE ways to interact with AI!"
"GET OUT OF HERE."
"Playing 'Get Out Of Here' by Thin Lizzy."
November 20, 2024 at 4:05 AM
"Hi, I'm your new virtual assistant!"
"No. We don't want AI."
"Perfect, here's even MORE ways to interact with AI!"
"GET OUT OF HERE."
"Playing 'Get Out Of Here' by Thin Lizzy."
"No. We don't want AI."
"Perfect, here's even MORE ways to interact with AI!"
"GET OUT OF HERE."
"Playing 'Get Out Of Here' by Thin Lizzy."
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Some days Trump's diet is the only thing that gives me hope.
November 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Some days Trump's diet is the only thing that gives me hope.
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People are still calling Twitter "X"? I thought that was done like five minutes into that experiment.
November 19, 2024 at 12:45 AM
People are still calling Twitter "X"? I thought that was done like five minutes into that experiment.
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Spending $44B for a social media platform and tanking it seemed like a bad choice in the short term, but when your goal is to control the information people consume, like when people and corporations buy newspapers and networks, the long term makes it a steal. We witnessed the outcome.
November 18, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Spending $44B for a social media platform and tanking it seemed like a bad choice in the short term, but when your goal is to control the information people consume, like when people and corporations buy newspapers and networks, the long term makes it a steal. We witnessed the outcome.
Charli XCX doesn't understand how Roman numerals work.
November 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Charli XCX doesn't understand how Roman numerals work.
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Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
Be silly. Bark like a dog, meow like a cat. Play pretend. Being an adult is an exercise in responsibility, but being a kid is an exercise in freedom.
November 17, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Be silly. Bark like a dog, meow like a cat. Play pretend. Being an adult is an exercise in responsibility, but being a kid is an exercise in freedom.