Matt Cooney
@mattcooney.org
Dad to Logan, the bravest kid I know, and Olivia, the best dancer and singer I know. Married to Erica, the most patient woman I know 😉
Do #IT stuff for a hospital
mattcooney.org/blog
https://hachyderm.io/@MattCC716
Do #IT stuff for a hospital
mattcooney.org/blog
https://hachyderm.io/@MattCC716
The hill I will die on
There should be exactly one kind of Oreo. These are my politics.
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The hill I will die on
Reposted by Matt Cooney
Imagine if Dems in the Senate hadn't caved. The House wouldn't be in session rn, the discharge petition wouldn't be signed, people wouldn't have SNAP, govt workers would be RIF'd & the GOP would have some decent talking points. But also online rage addicts would be happier! YMMV!
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Imagine if Dems in the Senate hadn't caved. The House wouldn't be in session rn, the discharge petition wouldn't be signed, people wouldn't have SNAP, govt workers would be RIF'd & the GOP would have some decent talking points. But also online rage addicts would be happier! YMMV!
Somewhere, Sam Seaborn is smiling
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Somewhere, Sam Seaborn is smiling
Reposted by Matt Cooney
this is the worst night of my life
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this is the worst night of my life
Reposted by Matt Cooney
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
Dude really has a thing for the Pope
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Dude really has a thing for the Pope
Now do Joe Schoen
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are expected to fire Nico Harrison, sources tell The Athletic.
The former Nike executive drove the decision to trade Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers eight months after Dončić led Dallas to an NBA Finals appearance.
The former Nike executive drove the decision to trade Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers eight months after Dončić led Dallas to an NBA Finals appearance.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Now do Joe Schoen
Reposted by Matt Cooney
The New York Giants: consistently seizing defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The New York Giants: consistently seizing defeat from the jaws of victory.
Definitely something Cuse would do.
And then a delay of game coming out of the time out.
And then a delay of game coming out of the time out.
Wait.. this was AFTER they were called for a false start?
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Definitely something Cuse would do.
And then a delay of game coming out of the time out.
And then a delay of game coming out of the time out.
Is McLaren going to completely bungle strategy and let Max win?
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Is McLaren going to completely bungle strategy and let Max win?
Taking a page out of Syracuse’s playbook, I see.
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Taking a page out of Syracuse’s playbook, I see.
If any of my local followers have a lot of returnables, bring them to Griffin’s Guardians (8116 Rt 11 in Cicero) today by 2pm. #fuckCancer
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If any of my local followers have a lot of returnables, bring them to Griffin’s Guardians (8116 Rt 11 in Cicero) today by 2pm. #fuckCancer
Half a step forward, 5 steps back
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Half a step forward, 5 steps back
Why. Why. Why. Does it take so fucking long to figure out to kick a field gold. At least once a game.
a man in a suit and tie is holding his hair
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hair
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why. Why. Why. Does it take so fucking long to figure out to kick a field gold. At least once a game.
Will Nixon, I appreciate you.
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Will Nixon, I appreciate you.
Cuse just can’t get out of its own way. Coaching staffs change. The bullshit stays the same
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Cuse just can’t get out of its own way. Coaching staffs change. The bullshit stays the same
Reposted by Matt Cooney
Wonder what they do in the cum tent
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Wonder what they do in the cum tent
Reposted by Matt Cooney
Stonehouse for Heisman
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Stonehouse for Heisman