It's a bit fecking late!! It's in rubble!

Oh this is going to be a disaster!

Some people will swallow this bollocks.... ffs!

Big dumb orange twat.

Don't entertain the bullshit! Laugh at him! Laugh at his stupid claims, his ignorance, his lies, his bragging. Hell, laugh at his idiotic fucking hair and ill fitting suits. He'll explode as his narcissism won't let him be the butt of jokes. And he is. All the butt of all the jokes.

WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE CALL THIS BULLSHIT OUT??? FFS!!

Good gods he's still banging this fucking drum? Big fat dumb orange turd.

Oh man we have dozens in the UK! Milngavie, Great Hautbois, and every Yank's favourites, Leicestershire and Worcestershire!!

Cat-o-four-USB's....

I still an yet to be convinced he got anywhere near that amount....

I can only imagine the amount of ketchup on the walls of the dining room off the oval office. He'll no doubt be furious... Amazing work Alison!

How can you be sure? Have you checked the name tag in your pants? That's how i know I'm called Calvin Klein.... Wait.

It doesn't matter to his cult members, whatever he says is true to them.

Now I hate to do this, but in his defence the oath doesn't specifically state that he must. It says preserve, protect and defend, not uphold. Think it's due an amendment.