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Matt Bowyer
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Not as a productive as I want to be or as clever as I think I am. He/him
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AI is working out great
A snapshot of Google's AI overview confidently claiming: "There is no NFL game scheduled for Sunday, September 28, 2025, as today is a Sunday in late September, and the NFL season typically begins with games on Sundays in September but is well into its season by this date, usually concluding in late January or early February. Therefore, no commentators are calling games today." There are multiple NFL games scheduled for today.
September 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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What dumb things are you nostalgic for?

I suddenly remembered pro wrestler Chris Jericho's evil red ponytail from around 2002, and it makes me very happy for some inexplicable reason.
Chris Jericho standing face-to-face with The Rock in 2002. Chris Jericho's long blonde hair is pulled back in a braided ponytail, the last five inches of which are dyed cranberry red for some indiscernible reason.
September 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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The first one that comes to mind is Squall's "I dreamt I was a moron..." in Final Fantasy VIII.
Screenshot from the 1999 game Final Fantasy VIII. The protagonist Squall Leonhart is standing in a train car with a translucent dialogue window above his head indicating thought. It reads: "I dreamt I was a moron..."
September 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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The first is Jane, resting after a pitched battle with a fearsome foe. The second is our newest, Oreo, a lovable galoomba without a single thought in his giant head.
A brown and white cat resting on a computer chair by a glass door. She is tangled in a multicolored cloth toy. She has her eyes closed and her cheek pressed into the cushion of the seat, and she is the very picture of contentment. A large black and white tuxedo cat with a plaid bowtie collar, looking up at the camera with a vacant expression.
May 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Quote with a title screen that is important to you.
The title screen for The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past on the Super Nintendo.
April 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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And finally, some photos that Google says are too blurry to keep, and I should probably delete them.
March 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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(this is Jane, she's perfect)
A brown and white cat squirming around on a carpeted floor to show the camera her belly. She is impossibly cute and also the greatest cat to ever exist.
March 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I have a tiny little channel that exclusively does Let's Plays (www.youtube.com/@starttofini...), not that you'd know that from my "inspirations."

No idea what the hell that is about The Cube. There is no cube in the game!
A screenshot of YouTube's automatic AI-generated video inspirations, all focused on one game. "The Evolution of the ASTLibra Revision Style" "ASTLIBRA Revision: What's Next?" "ASTLIBRA Revision: A Deep Dive into the Cube" "The Best of ASTLIBRA Revision: Fan Favorites" "ASTLIBRA Revision: The Story Behind The Story"
January 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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IMPORTANT HOLIDAY NEWS

Oreo has a bowtie
A sweet-looking tuxedo cat looking at the camera. He has a red and black plaid bow tie collar.
December 3, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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The Boy requires cheek scritches
A large tuxedo cat lying on his side. His head is smushed into a human leg. A human hand scratches the cat's cheek. Everyone is at peace.
October 18, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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I call Jane "Tiny Majesty" or "Trash Gremlin" a lot, the latter when she has fished out literal garbage to bat around the house.
A small cat rolling around on the carpet. She has a white belly facing up to the camera, with a brown and black tail and markings on her back and face. She is caught mid-squirm with happy squinting eyes as she looks as adorable as possible.
October 2, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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The Boy is ready to be out of his staging room
September 28, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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I didn't realize I was on here that quickly.
September 17, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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investigation of fucking what???
A headline from The Verge reading "Senators want investigation of AI-enabled ammo vending machines" by Gaby Del Valle
August 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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The sun is not allowed to move ever again
A brown and white cat asleep on her side with a sunbeam over her lower body. She looks very peaceful.
August 16, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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goddamnit.
A YouTube headline that reads "Who is Matthew Bowyer, alleged bookie linked to Ohtani's interpreter?" by NBC's Los Angeles channel.
March 25, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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How is this comfortable
A brown and white cat sleeping on a couch. Her front paws are crossed and she has planted her face straight down into a blanket.
February 14, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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I will miss DC when we're gone.
December 2, 2023 at 12:43 PM
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The perfect criminal.
December 1, 2023 at 12:05 PM