Is it too late to get a blurb from her?
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Is it too late to get a blurb from her?
If a Boomer wrote the article: "Well, the answer might be more complicated than you think. In the year of 1965, when America was deeply embroiled in..."
If a Millennial wrote the article: "LMAO. No."
If a Zoomer wrote the article: "Never heard of her."
If a Millennial wrote the article: "LMAO. No."
If a Zoomer wrote the article: "Never heard of her."
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If a Boomer wrote the article: "Well, the answer might be more complicated than you think. In the year of 1965, when America was deeply embroiled in..."
If a Millennial wrote the article: "LMAO. No."
If a Zoomer wrote the article: "Never heard of her."
If a Millennial wrote the article: "LMAO. No."
If a Zoomer wrote the article: "Never heard of her."
Launching an investigation into all the online reports of "screaming, crying, throwing up."
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Launching an investigation into all the online reports of "screaming, crying, throwing up."
Wait, which Kinko’s? I worked at the downtown location at that time.
October 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Wait, which Kinko’s? I worked at the downtown location at that time.
It’s hard being elite like us
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
It’s hard being elite like us
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I know the adults in the Peanuts universe are just disembodied honks, but the fact that NONE OF THEM ever told them little shits to back off Charlie Brown is WILD.
"It was a different time!"
He was getting clowned by HIS OWN DOG. Hell is hot, & y'all need to FRY. Honk about THAT, hoe.
"It was a different time!"
He was getting clowned by HIS OWN DOG. Hell is hot, & y'all need to FRY. Honk about THAT, hoe.
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I know the adults in the Peanuts universe are just disembodied honks, but the fact that NONE OF THEM ever told them little shits to back off Charlie Brown is WILD.
"It was a different time!"
He was getting clowned by HIS OWN DOG. Hell is hot, & y'all need to FRY. Honk about THAT, hoe.
"It was a different time!"
He was getting clowned by HIS OWN DOG. Hell is hot, & y'all need to FRY. Honk about THAT, hoe.
Reposted by Matt Blank
Reposted by Matt Blank
I may have said the exact same thing. The paper bag waist is really cute, though.
September 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I may have said the exact same thing. The paper bag waist is really cute, though.
Unless I'm forgetting someone notorious, it's probably the former UFC Heavyweight Champion. Second place is a former Patriots linebacker who was also on my little league team.
September 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Unless I'm forgetting someone notorious, it's probably the former UFC Heavyweight Champion. Second place is a former Patriots linebacker who was also on my little league team.