I dunno about "quintessential," but these two Onion headlines have been swimming in my head for 25 years
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I dunno about "quintessential," but these two Onion headlines have been swimming in my head for 25 years
Doing this shit the old fashioned way
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Doing this shit the old fashioned way
I had this ad from Interview magazine hanging on my wall in high school so thank you and rest in peace Signore Armani.
September 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I had this ad from Interview magazine hanging on my wall in high school so thank you and rest in peace Signore Armani.
I like the auto-captioning though
August 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I like the auto-captioning though
The giant off-brand Squishmallow Prozac would cure me
August 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The giant off-brand Squishmallow Prozac would cure me
Picked up a sexy hitchhiker at the pool
July 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Picked up a sexy hitchhiker at the pool
"Plus 2 movies added by reader." What? I had to ADD Margot at the Wedding? (The other is The Beaver Trilogy)
June 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Plus 2 movies added by reader." What? I had to ADD Margot at the Wedding? (The other is The Beaver Trilogy)
I am okay with this
April 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I am okay with this
Sometimes I suddenly remember my most hated print advertisement (Oprah for Revlon, 1989, Richard Avedon). Everybody lost here.
December 3, 2023 at 7:26 AM
Sometimes I suddenly remember my most hated print advertisement (Oprah for Revlon, 1989, Richard Avedon). Everybody lost here.
What if Jacob Elordi and his blouse came over to lie on my couch and we played Mario Kart and listened to Beach House?
November 22, 2023 at 2:16 AM
What if Jacob Elordi and his blouse came over to lie on my couch and we played Mario Kart and listened to Beach House?
New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me
November 10, 2023 at 4:52 PM
New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me
It’s difficult to flirt credibly with the cute waiter at the Greek restaurant when they’ve seated you next to the haunted flowerpot.
October 30, 2023 at 1:58 AM
It’s difficult to flirt credibly with the cute waiter at the Greek restaurant when they’ve seated you next to the haunted flowerpot.