I dunno about "quintessential," but these two Onion headlines have been swimming in my head for 25 years
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I dunno about "quintessential," but these two Onion headlines have been swimming in my head for 25 years
Doing this shit the old fashioned way
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Doing this shit the old fashioned way
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It's funny when you feel as if you don't want anything more in your life except to sleep, or else to lie without moving. That’s when you can hear time sliding past you, like water running.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It's funny when you feel as if you don't want anything more in your life except to sleep, or else to lie without moving. That’s when you can hear time sliding past you, like water running.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Stereolab (in a laundromat)
Stereolab (in a chapel)
Butthole Surfers (in a bowling alley)
Pixies (in a college gymnasium with David Bowie in the back)
The Klezmatics (at the coffee shop I was working at and I couldn’t leave)
Stereolab (in a laundromat)
Stereolab (in a chapel)
Butthole Surfers (in a bowling alley)
Pixies (in a college gymnasium with David Bowie in the back)
The Klezmatics (at the coffee shop I was working at and I couldn’t leave)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Nirvana (the 91 show 💅🏻)
Marshall Crenshaw
Leon Redbone
Moe Tucker
GG Allin
All at Stache’s (RIP) 2404 N High St Columbus OH
Nirvana (the 91 show 💅🏻)
Marshall Crenshaw
Leon Redbone
Moe Tucker
GG Allin
All at Stache’s (RIP) 2404 N High St Columbus OH
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Stereolab (in a laundromat)
Stereolab (in a chapel)
Butthole Surfers (in a bowling alley)
Pixies (in a college gymnasium with David Bowie in the back)
The Klezmatics (at the coffee shop I was working at and I couldn’t leave)
Stereolab (in a laundromat)
Stereolab (in a chapel)
Butthole Surfers (in a bowling alley)
Pixies (in a college gymnasium with David Bowie in the back)
The Klezmatics (at the coffee shop I was working at and I couldn’t leave)
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All the worst mistakes have started because out of a weak futile conceited gutless desire to please I've done something I didn't want to do.
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
All the worst mistakes have started because out of a weak futile conceited gutless desire to please I've done something I didn't want to do.
Cuomo is such a cartoon villain, like something even Joel Schumacher making one of his Batman movies would think was over the top.
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Cuomo is such a cartoon villain, like something even Joel Schumacher making one of his Batman movies would think was over the top.
Hoo boy, here goes...
Define your taste in books in 8 authors.
Barbara Comyns
Mavis Gallant
Graham Greene
Hervé Guibert
Janet Malcolm
Vladimir Nabokov
Philip Roth
Muriel Spark
Define your taste in books in 8 authors.
Barbara Comyns
Mavis Gallant
Graham Greene
Hervé Guibert
Janet Malcolm
Vladimir Nabokov
Philip Roth
Muriel Spark
This is a good one!
Define your taste in books in 8 authors.
Thomas Hardy
Flannery O'Connor
Daniel Clowes
Libba Bray
Amor Towles
Joe Sacco
Simon Reynolds
Kevin Wilson
Define your taste in books in 8 authors.
Thomas Hardy
Flannery O'Connor
Daniel Clowes
Libba Bray
Amor Towles
Joe Sacco
Simon Reynolds
Kevin Wilson
Define you taste in books with 8 authors
Yasunari Kawabata
Agatha Christie
Sayaka Murata
Clifford D. Simak
Tove Jansson
Cyril M. Kornbluth
Bohumil Hrabal
Carson McCullers
Yasunari Kawabata
Agatha Christie
Sayaka Murata
Clifford D. Simak
Tove Jansson
Cyril M. Kornbluth
Bohumil Hrabal
Carson McCullers
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Hoo boy, here goes...
Define your taste in books in 8 authors.
Barbara Comyns
Mavis Gallant
Graham Greene
Hervé Guibert
Janet Malcolm
Vladimir Nabokov
Philip Roth
Muriel Spark
Define your taste in books in 8 authors.
Barbara Comyns
Mavis Gallant
Graham Greene
Hervé Guibert
Janet Malcolm
Vladimir Nabokov
Philip Roth
Muriel Spark
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I know the adults in the Peanuts universe are just disembodied honks, but the fact that NONE OF THEM ever told them little shits to back off Charlie Brown is WILD.
"It was a different time!"
He was getting clowned by HIS OWN DOG. Hell is hot, & y'all need to FRY. Honk about THAT, hoe.
"It was a different time!"
He was getting clowned by HIS OWN DOG. Hell is hot, & y'all need to FRY. Honk about THAT, hoe.
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I know the adults in the Peanuts universe are just disembodied honks, but the fact that NONE OF THEM ever told them little shits to back off Charlie Brown is WILD.
"It was a different time!"
He was getting clowned by HIS OWN DOG. Hell is hot, & y'all need to FRY. Honk about THAT, hoe.
"It was a different time!"
He was getting clowned by HIS OWN DOG. Hell is hot, & y'all need to FRY. Honk about THAT, hoe.
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Most popular films on Letterboxd I've not seen:
20s: Sinners
10s: Jojo Rabbit
00s: (500) Days of Summer
90s: 10 Things I Hate About U
80s: Akira
70s: The Holy Mountain
60s: Yojimbo
50s: Ikiru
40s: The Great Dictator
30s: Mädchen in Uniform
20s: Pandora's Box
10s: Dante's Inferno
00s: The Big Swallow
20s: Sinners
10s: Jojo Rabbit
00s: (500) Days of Summer
90s: 10 Things I Hate About U
80s: Akira
70s: The Holy Mountain
60s: Yojimbo
50s: Ikiru
40s: The Great Dictator
30s: Mädchen in Uniform
20s: Pandora's Box
10s: Dante's Inferno
00s: The Big Swallow
Most popular films on Letterboxd I've not seen:
20s: Mickey 17
10s: Interstellar
00s: American Psycho
90s: 10 Things I Hate About You
80s: Grave of the Fireflies
70s: Stalker
60s: Persona
50s: Ikiru
40s: Fantasia
30s: Modern Times
20s: Sherlock Jr.
10s: Intolerance
00s: Great Train Robbery
20s: Mickey 17
10s: Interstellar
00s: American Psycho
90s: 10 Things I Hate About You
80s: Grave of the Fireflies
70s: Stalker
60s: Persona
50s: Ikiru
40s: Fantasia
30s: Modern Times
20s: Sherlock Jr.
10s: Intolerance
00s: Great Train Robbery
Most popular films on Letterboxd I've not seen.
10s : Interstellar
90s : Fight Club
10s : Lala Land
90s : The Truman Show
20s : Dune
10s : Spider-Man into the Spiderverse
20s : Dune 2
80s : Dead Poets Society
90s : 10 things I hate about you
00s : Spirited Away
10s : Interstellar
90s : Fight Club
10s : Lala Land
90s : The Truman Show
20s : Dune
10s : Spider-Man into the Spiderverse
20s : Dune 2
80s : Dead Poets Society
90s : 10 things I hate about you
00s : Spirited Away
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Most popular films on Letterboxd I've not seen:
20s: Sinners
10s: Jojo Rabbit
00s: (500) Days of Summer
90s: 10 Things I Hate About U
80s: Akira
70s: The Holy Mountain
60s: Yojimbo
50s: Ikiru
40s: The Great Dictator
30s: Mädchen in Uniform
20s: Pandora's Box
10s: Dante's Inferno
00s: The Big Swallow
20s: Sinners
10s: Jojo Rabbit
00s: (500) Days of Summer
90s: 10 Things I Hate About U
80s: Akira
70s: The Holy Mountain
60s: Yojimbo
50s: Ikiru
40s: The Great Dictator
30s: Mädchen in Uniform
20s: Pandora's Box
10s: Dante's Inferno
00s: The Big Swallow
I had this ad from Interview magazine hanging on my wall in high school so thank you and rest in peace Signore Armani.
September 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I had this ad from Interview magazine hanging on my wall in high school so thank you and rest in peace Signore Armani.
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I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
August 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
@billiecassin.bsky.social Joan Crawford day on TCM—I've never seen The Story of Esther Costello.
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August 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
@billiecassin.bsky.social Joan Crawford day on TCM—I've never seen The Story of Esther Costello.
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Clint Walker in a promotional still for the television series Cheyenne, 1955
August 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Clint Walker in a promotional still for the television series Cheyenne, 1955
Madame Tussaud's slipping
August 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Madame Tussaud's slipping
The giant off-brand Squishmallow Prozac would cure me
August 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The giant off-brand Squishmallow Prozac would cure me
Picked up a sexy hitchhiker at the pool
July 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Picked up a sexy hitchhiker at the pool
I (truly) love turning on The Criterion Channel's live stream expecting to see some Ingmar Bergman or Kenji Mizoghuchi film and instead getting greeted with D.E.B.S.
July 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I (truly) love turning on The Criterion Channel's live stream expecting to see some Ingmar Bergman or Kenji Mizoghuchi film and instead getting greeted with D.E.B.S.
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Hey man, nice creations. Are they chef-inspired?
July 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Hey man, nice creations. Are they chef-inspired?
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