Matt Aromando
@mattaromando.bsky.social
Writer, comedian & filmmaker
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Matt Aromando
@mattaromando.bsky.social
· Feb 27
Being able to get an 'A' on a test without studying in high school has not had the positive effect on my life that I thought it would.
Have you ever noticed that the number two, pictured here: 2, looks like a snake?
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Have you ever noticed that the number two, pictured here: 2, looks like a snake?
🎬 What happens when your smart home gets too smart? Hi Momo is a short film about a voice assistant that can control the lights, tell jokes, and maybe… call the cops.⚡👮♂️
Check it out: vimeo.com/mattaromando...
Check it out: vimeo.com/mattaromando...
Hi Momo
David just installed the new Momo voice assistant and he's eager to show his wife Allison the surprising capabilities of their upgraded smart home. But things…
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November 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
🎬 What happens when your smart home gets too smart? Hi Momo is a short film about a voice assistant that can control the lights, tell jokes, and maybe… call the cops.⚡👮♂️
Check it out: vimeo.com/mattaromando...
Check it out: vimeo.com/mattaromando...
🎬 An Extraordinary Item is a short film about what happens when your intrusive thoughts convince you that your friends might replace you... with a set of novelty salt and pepper shakers.🧂
Watch now: vimeo.com/mattaromando...
Watch now: vimeo.com/mattaromando...
An Extraordinary Item
Daniel learns about his place in the hierarchy of his friend group when he discovers that his pals have more memories about a set of kitschy, television-set-themed…
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October 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
🎬 An Extraordinary Item is a short film about what happens when your intrusive thoughts convince you that your friends might replace you... with a set of novelty salt and pepper shakers.🧂
Watch now: vimeo.com/mattaromando...
Watch now: vimeo.com/mattaromando...
AM gets half the hours of the day and half the space on the radio dial? Whose that guy's agent??
October 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
AM gets half the hours of the day and half the space on the radio dial? Whose that guy's agent??
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Hello, Bluesky! We’re Aromando Pictures, an independent film production company that tells thought-provoking and comedic stories through short films. Excited to be here and share our work with you!
October 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hello, Bluesky! We’re Aromando Pictures, an independent film production company that tells thought-provoking and comedic stories through short films. Excited to be here and share our work with you!
The Group Chat is my award winning comedy short about the pressures of being in, well, group chats (specifically the smaller, judgy-er ones). More of this kind of stuff coming soon from Aromando Pictures!
The Group Chat
Todd has long suspected that his friend group has smaller, more exclusive group chats he’s not a part of. Until today. Now that he’s finally in, see…
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October 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The Group Chat is my award winning comedy short about the pressures of being in, well, group chats (specifically the smaller, judgy-er ones). More of this kind of stuff coming soon from Aromando Pictures!
I'm still rethinking the wording of sentences I said to people who have been dead for 20 years.
September 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'm still rethinking the wording of sentences I said to people who have been dead for 20 years.
I wear sweatshirts a lot because I wasn't hugged enough growing up.
September 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I wear sweatshirts a lot because I wasn't hugged enough growing up.
A decent idea for a tattoo, the phrase: "OF COURSE I HAVE A TATTOO." Then, when someone asks you if you have any tattoos, you can casually point them to this permanent punchline.
September 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A decent idea for a tattoo, the phrase: "OF COURSE I HAVE A TATTOO." Then, when someone asks you if you have any tattoos, you can casually point them to this permanent punchline.
I grew up in an Italian family, so I never knew about “the floor is lava.” We called it “the floor is pasta.”
September 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I grew up in an Italian family, so I never knew about “the floor is lava.” We called it “the floor is pasta.”
All cars get three honks a day. On the fourth honk, the vehicle comes to a complete stop and goes into sleep mode for 24 hours.
September 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
All cars get three honks a day. On the fourth honk, the vehicle comes to a complete stop and goes into sleep mode for 24 hours.
In the late 19th century, migrant workers, colloquially known as hobos, had a "hobo code" they used to mark businesses with messages for other hobos. Cut to now, and this is what it would be like if brunch culture adopted a "brunch code."
Brunch Code | Live Sketch Comedy
In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, migrant workers rode the rails across America. They became colloquially known as hobos and had a "hobo code" they ...
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August 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In the late 19th century, migrant workers, colloquially known as hobos, had a "hobo code" they used to mark businesses with messages for other hobos. Cut to now, and this is what it would be like if brunch culture adopted a "brunch code."
Oreos are Temu Hydrox.
May 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Oreos are Temu Hydrox.
Personally, my favorite way to feel is like a big stupid idiot that nobody likes.
May 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Personally, my favorite way to feel is like a big stupid idiot that nobody likes.
Being able to separate good advice from bad advice is the hardest thing in the world.
May 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Being able to separate good advice from bad advice is the hardest thing in the world.
Bloody Mary, all the vodka on top, please.
May 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Bloody Mary, all the vodka on top, please.
Pro-wrestling has conditioned me to think that anyone wearing a cast is faking it.
May 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Pro-wrestling has conditioned me to think that anyone wearing a cast is faking it.
I consider eating two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to be a complete breakfast.
May 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I consider eating two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to be a complete breakfast.
Part of me is a perfectionist and it kills me that I'll never be a complete perfectionist.
May 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Part of me is a perfectionist and it kills me that I'll never be a complete perfectionist.
A rare chance to see me, personally, acting in a live sketch: Reggie and Diane are waiting in line at Disney's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad as the prospector makes his regular safety announcements to everyone in the queue. Reggie takes offense at one part of the message though. youtu.be/XP5yt4Aw3nM
Watch Your Kids! | Live Sketch Comedy
Reggie and Diane are waiting in line at Disney's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad as the prospector makes his regular safety announcements to everyone in the qu...
youtu.be
May 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A rare chance to see me, personally, acting in a live sketch: Reggie and Diane are waiting in line at Disney's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad as the prospector makes his regular safety announcements to everyone in the queue. Reggie takes offense at one part of the message though. youtu.be/XP5yt4Aw3nM
Of course I'm great at creating and maintaining friendships, I'm just wondering how YOU would do it.
May 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Of course I'm great at creating and maintaining friendships, I'm just wondering how YOU would do it.
If it were easy to be happy, everyone would do it.
May 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If it were easy to be happy, everyone would do it.
Whenever Fred Durst walks into an Italian restaurant, he does it all for the gnocchi.
May 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Whenever Fred Durst walks into an Italian restaurant, he does it all for the gnocchi.
"Hi Momo" was recently REJECTED from a comedy festival (I guess I'm just too liberal) but I'm sure you all would still be interested in seeing it!
Watch: youtu.be/jiv6jmXWZYM
Watch: youtu.be/jiv6jmXWZYM
May 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Hi Momo" was recently REJECTED from a comedy festival (I guess I'm just too liberal) but I'm sure you all would still be interested in seeing it!
Watch: youtu.be/jiv6jmXWZYM
Watch: youtu.be/jiv6jmXWZYM
Reposted by Matt Aromando
The name Bridget is just the word Bridge with a "T" at the end of it. We've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time!
April 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The name Bridget is just the word Bridge with a "T" at the end of it. We've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time!