Matt Ulman
@matt.ulman.social
Yes, yes, beautiful, but can we discus how it is 4:34PM. Freakin sun taking a half day.
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Yes, yes, beautiful, but can we discus how it is 4:34PM. Freakin sun taking a half day.
it's such a small and silly thing, and yet so indicative of where we are and why we're here.
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 PM
it's such a small and silly thing, and yet so indicative of where we are and why we're here.
You of course remember jade helm.
June 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You of course remember jade helm.
I wish the olds would just let the kids cook. They haven't done anything right, like maybe ever.
June 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I wish the olds would just let the kids cook. They haven't done anything right, like maybe ever.
Trying to do it the right way, rather than start the third party we desperately need, but probably wouldn't work. And they won't listen. We're all trapped in hell.
June 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Trying to do it the right way, rather than start the third party we desperately need, but probably wouldn't work. And they won't listen. We're all trapped in hell.
Fucking Maine it's like ambivalence is the state flower. Collins probably found it concerning.
June 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fucking Maine it's like ambivalence is the state flower. Collins probably found it concerning.
The GOP embraced using the term Death Panels party wide. Sure, let's continue with our polite messaging.
May 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The GOP embraced using the term Death Panels party wide. Sure, let's continue with our polite messaging.
Nope, I think I object most to second guessing what anyone would do in this situation when you're not there from behind a keyboard
May 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Nope, I think I object most to second guessing what anyone would do in this situation when you're not there from behind a keyboard
It's not like these guys are hard to find nearly anywhere in the country. This isn't some academic exercise, get at it.
May 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It's not like these guys are hard to find nearly anywhere in the country. This isn't some academic exercise, get at it.
They just arrested the mayor of Newark, what would they do to the person who did that?
May 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
They just arrested the mayor of Newark, what would they do to the person who did that?
I didn't see any violence, was there?
May 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I didn't see any violence, was there?
A throwback to simpler times.
May 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A throwback to simpler times.
No worries, looks like I fooled a self-professed zionist into liking it, so I definitely was too subtle. Poe's law strikes again.
(I deleted my original response that didn't have self-professed in it, because it ended up sounding too close to something I didn't mean)
(I deleted my original response that didn't have self-professed in it, because it ended up sounding too close to something I didn't mean)
May 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No worries, looks like I fooled a self-professed zionist into liking it, so I definitely was too subtle. Poe's law strikes again.
(I deleted my original response that didn't have self-professed in it, because it ended up sounding too close to something I didn't mean)
(I deleted my original response that didn't have self-professed in it, because it ended up sounding too close to something I didn't mean)
Sorry Grandpa, one of our sarcasm meters is mis-calibrated. Probably mine, apologies.
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sorry Grandpa, one of our sarcasm meters is mis-calibrated. Probably mine, apologies.
I'm shocked the times would print something so antisemitic. Someone might, somehow and through no fault of the reporting in this article, link this attack to Israel. Unacceptable.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I'm shocked the times would print something so antisemitic. Someone might, somehow and through no fault of the reporting in this article, link this attack to Israel. Unacceptable.
Reposted by Matt Ulman
Also seems likely that there've been fewer than 4,952 Arby's workplace deaths since 1964.
April 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Also seems likely that there've been fewer than 4,952 Arby's workplace deaths since 1964.