Matt
@matt.fullerbrantner.com
Gay 🏳️🌈. Dad. Husband. Dog dad. San Francisco. Real Estate by ☀️. Instigator. Collared. Often shirtless. I probably like you too. Posts may or may not be NSFW. Gen X. AMA @ https://ngl.link/mfbsf
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“To help make your visit easier, we recommend arriving dressed to work out when possible.”
In which #sffitness announces that the locker room is basically unusable starting next week until sometime in January.
Updating the showers took 6 months so…
In which #sffitness announces that the locker room is basically unusable starting next week until sometime in January.
Updating the showers took 6 months so…
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“To help make your visit easier, we recommend arriving dressed to work out when possible.”
In which #sffitness announces that the locker room is basically unusable starting next week until sometime in January.
Updating the showers took 6 months so…
In which #sffitness announces that the locker room is basically unusable starting next week until sometime in January.
Updating the showers took 6 months so…
Lurie’s D4 supervisor appointment has no political experience, recently expressed interest in going to Philippines full-time to support family, and sold her neighborhood pet shop described as dirty, rat-infested 🐀 and money-losing.
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www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/o...
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www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/o...
Mayor Lurie’s pick for Sunset supervisor ran pet shop that ‘smelled like death,’ new owner says
The woman described Beya Alcaraz as someone who “cannot run a business,” and said Mayor Daniel Lurie’s office never spoke to her about the new supervisor’s track record as a business owner.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Lurie’s D4 supervisor appointment has no political experience, recently expressed interest in going to Philippines full-time to support family, and sold her neighborhood pet shop described as dirty, rat-infested 🐀 and money-losing.
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www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/o...
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www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/o...
Any other questions?
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Any other questions?
About 20 years ago the tea party formed from republican anger at republicans.
Democrats are now having that moment.
What will we name the movement forming now from democrats angry at democrats?
The press won’t write about it until we give them a catchy name.
Democrats are now having that moment.
What will we name the movement forming now from democrats angry at democrats?
The press won’t write about it until we give them a catchy name.
a pixelated image with the words alright don t jump
Alt: a pixelated image with the words alright don t jump and lemmings jumping
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
About 20 years ago the tea party formed from republican anger at republicans.
Democrats are now having that moment.
What will we name the movement forming now from democrats angry at democrats?
The press won’t write about it until we give them a catchy name.
Democrats are now having that moment.
What will we name the movement forming now from democrats angry at democrats?
The press won’t write about it until we give them a catchy name.
New collar ⛓️ . Lovely sunset 🌅 . Democrats are spineless cowards 🦠.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
New collar ⛓️ . Lovely sunset 🌅 . Democrats are spineless cowards 🦠.
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A lot of people have been calling me the
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
September 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A lot of people have been calling me the
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
Jellyfish have more spine than democrats and the Democratic Party and chuck schumer. What an embarrassment.
a purple jellyfish is swimming in the dark water
Alt: a purple jellyfish is swimming in the dark water
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Jellyfish have more spine than democrats and the Democratic Party and chuck schumer. What an embarrassment.
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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To misquote Marlowe, it’s the hole that launched a thousand dicks 🫡
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
To misquote Marlowe, it’s the hole that launched a thousand dicks 🫡
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A San Francisco judge has dismissed charges against a 29-year-old man accused of removing an officer’s baton while resisting arrest during a June protest against ICE raids.
S.F. judge dismisses charges against man arrested during June immigration protests
A San Francisco judge has dismissed charges against a 29-year-old man accused of removing an officer’s baton while resisting arrest during a June protest against ICE raids.
bit.ly
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A San Francisco judge has dismissed charges against a 29-year-old man accused of removing an officer’s baton while resisting arrest during a June protest against ICE raids.
San Francisco is stepping up to do what it can to guarantee access to food while Republicans delay, dawdle, and destroy.
If you are in SF or know that someone that is, here are some resources:
lcmspubcontact.lc.ca.gov/PublicLCMS/t...
If you are in SF or know that someone that is, here are some resources:
lcmspubcontact.lc.ca.gov/PublicLCMS/t...
October 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
San Francisco is stepping up to do what it can to guarantee access to food while Republicans delay, dawdle, and destroy.
If you are in SF or know that someone that is, here are some resources:
lcmspubcontact.lc.ca.gov/PublicLCMS/t...
If you are in SF or know that someone that is, here are some resources:
lcmspubcontact.lc.ca.gov/PublicLCMS/t...
Alas, I have run out of visual metaphors.
October 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Alas, I have run out of visual metaphors.
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Natasha has the munchies … and a mission to review small businesses that are pillars within their local communities.
The full story: lataco.com/natasha-has-...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/natasha-has-...
By Julianne Le
October 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Natasha has the munchies … and a mission to review small businesses that are pillars within their local communities.
The full story: lataco.com/natasha-has-...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/natasha-has-...
By Julianne Le
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Trading a slow death for an immediate one, I guess.
Welp
The dead internet theory is feeling pretty smug right now
The dead internet theory is feeling pretty smug right now
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Trading a slow death for an immediate one, I guess.
If it wasn’t for all the migrants and citizens terrified by ICE this would be hilarious.
Roberto Mosquera, 59, was taken into custody by ICE agents in South Florida during his annual check-in in June.
Cuban Man Deported to Africa Revealed as ‘Super’ Trump Loyalist
MAGA devotee Roberto Mosquera is sitting in a maximum-security prison cell 8,000 miles away from home and family.
trib.al
October 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If it wasn’t for all the migrants and citizens terrified by ICE this would be hilarious.
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Alas, I do not own a @kink3d.com shirt. Yet. But I’ll be there. And I should have linked @chastity.social in my original post!
I'm proud to announce @lockedbottom.com and I will be hosting Atlanta's inaugural @chastity.social at the Atlanta Eagle on Thursday! Nothing official, but we can check some cages and chat. Look for @kink3d.com tees and my hat 🧢
🖼️: @bashfulpig.bsky.social
🙏🏻: everyone who builds queer community
🖼️: @bashfulpig.bsky.social
🙏🏻: everyone who builds queer community
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Alas, I do not own a @kink3d.com shirt. Yet. But I’ll be there. And I should have linked @chastity.social in my original post!
Yes, please.
One pic for red state relatives. Three pics for freedom, equality, and caring for one another.
From localtake in The Castro.
One pic for red state relatives. Three pics for freedom, equality, and caring for one another.
From localtake in The Castro.
October 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Yes, please.
One pic for red state relatives. Three pics for freedom, equality, and caring for one another.
From localtake in The Castro.
One pic for red state relatives. Three pics for freedom, equality, and caring for one another.
From localtake in The Castro.
Fremont USD teaches that burning fire releases oxygen, which explains all you need to know about science in American schools.
The dispute centered on an honors chemistry exam. But what was really at stake, said parent Shilpa Viswanathan, was what was “right.”
A Silicon Valley family wanted their son’s science test graded fairly. It became a battle
The dispute centered on an honors chemistry exam. But what was really at stake, said parent Shilpa Viswanathan, was what was “right.”
bit.ly
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Fremont USD teaches that burning fire releases oxygen, which explains all you need to know about science in American schools.
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The dispute centered on an honors chemistry exam. But what was really at stake, said parent Shilpa Viswanathan, was what was “right.”
A Silicon Valley family wanted their son’s science test graded fairly. It became a battle
The dispute centered on an honors chemistry exam. But what was really at stake, said parent Shilpa Viswanathan, was what was “right.”
bit.ly
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The dispute centered on an honors chemistry exam. But what was really at stake, said parent Shilpa Viswanathan, was what was “right.”
ZEUS says donate.
NORCAL BOXER RESCUE give.ncbr.org/fundraiser/6...
I apologize for getting this out late. I was distracted & let fundraising for NorCal Boxer Rescue fall short. We fostered 5 Boxers including Zeus.
If you can spare any amount at all please consider donating to NorCal Boxer Rescue link above. TY
I apologize for getting this out late. I was distracted & let fundraising for NorCal Boxer Rescue fall short. We fostered 5 Boxers including Zeus.
If you can spare any amount at all please consider donating to NorCal Boxer Rescue link above. TY
October 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
ZEUS says donate.
Day 26.
If one was counting, there are about 120 hours remaining in this journey.
#locktober #teamlocked
If one was counting, there are about 120 hours remaining in this journey.
#locktober #teamlocked
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Day 26.
If one was counting, there are about 120 hours remaining in this journey.
#locktober #teamlocked
If one was counting, there are about 120 hours remaining in this journey.
#locktober #teamlocked
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I am obligated to share this every October:
Gay Pumpkin Carving Tutorial
YouTube video by SomeTipsForLife
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I am obligated to share this every October:
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What a fun show. I LOVE Flagging On The Park.
October 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
What a fun show. I LOVE Flagging On The Park.