“Made pasta like that one Italian guy on Instagram just so I could feel something once more”

Yep… I didn’t know that Pioneer was a thing until I started watching more Magic content on YouTube last year

Another perk is if you’re having trouble finding motivation to write, @bdavewalters.bsky.social appears in your office and glares at you menacingly with his best bouncer face until you do.
Or did that only happen in my dream last night?

Level 1 my ass 😂

I mean, you have a point. Some people just aren’t ready to hear it

In my defense, I had way too many mana dorks, and I wanted to spice things up in some way. Blood moon happened to be the first spicy card that I pulled out of bulk 😂

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t even paying attention and just thought “ooh that’s a cool effect. I’ll add that.”
Didn’t know a damn thing about brackets until I uploaded the list to test it