Seven raccoons in a trenchcoat
matchabun.bsky.social
Seven raccoons in a trenchcoat
@matchabun.bsky.social
Internet cryptid and cat lady. I yell into the void sometimes about stationery, video games, and gardening.
Crazy to think back to how much of a mess I used to be. I might be a boring (mostly) teetotaler now but goddamn am I so much happier.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
SIL gave us a Panda Express gift card last Christmas and I finally put it to use… good god this is the absolute definition of mid and also my black pepper beef tasted like jerky 😭
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Belli
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Decided to pull the trigger on some polishes from Mooncat during their recent sale, and so far I’m impressed. Time to see if they last more than a day without chipping on and don’t absolutely wreck my nails.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I hope Kim Davis crawls back to the sewer she came from and we never hear her slimy name again
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Feels nice to wake up the day after an Election Day and feel something other than overwhelming dread.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Man it’s an electoral bloodbath out there and I’m loving it. Hopefully the momentum holds for next year.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Chainsaw Man movie was very good. A few sequences were so chaotic they made my eyes hurt a lil bit tho.
November 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Expedition 33 was very, very good. And probably some of the best music + boss fight combinations I’ve ever seen in a game.
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Sliwa is an ignorant piece of shit but I gotta appreciate his unquenchable hatred toward Andrew Cuomo
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
October 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I have a beautiful new set of rope coming in a few weeks and I am EXCITED!
September 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
They really do eat their own, huh
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Treated myself to a little birthday stationery haul
September 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“And that's the disturbing thing, here we are, richest nation perhaps in the world, and yet... We are the poorest
And as I think about all of that I look at my grand kids and other people's children and I wonder what... what kind of tomorrow they really will have”

La Dispute really cooked here
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ever since being back in the office full time, I let myself buy breakfast in the onsite cafeteria on my last working day of the week. Today, the day before my birthday, they had not one but TWO kinds of breakfast potatoes. Happy early birthday to me.
September 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Been a while since my meds gave me Upset Tummy Monday yet here we are
September 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Serotonin activated! #hobonichi #jetpenshaul
September 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I actually feel refreshed after the long weekend. This never happens, but work has been running me ragged lately.
September 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I may have blacked out on Jetpens but now I have a serotonin boost coming next week
September 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Came home from vacation to a garden that was absolutely bursting. Unfortunately had to toss a few tomatoes where the cracks had been infiltrated by bugs, but still cored and froze a good 8lbs to turn into sauce soon.
August 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The scream I just SCRUMPT. I decided months ago I wanted to switch to a weeks in 2026 because my big planner was just too bulky to haul to the office and I think they made this just for me. Between this and my favorite stitch shop becoming a Pip&Chip stockist, my poor wallet is begging for mercy.
August 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad
July 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM