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MrHowardEatsPants
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Bios are hard
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Fake, Tom Cotton wouldn't know Suriname exists
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I’ve said this before, but I think Manchin and Sinema provided a whole lot of cover…
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My "every company should hire a 14-year-old whose entire job is to snicker if the product or logo looks like a penis or some shit" theory remains undefeated
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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"You city folk live in a bubble! Unlike us rural people who have never left our home towns where everyone goes to the same church, school, and family reunion!"
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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my favorite example of this.
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Nooooooo cities are shitholes! Warzones! Millions of people pay a premium to live there because [looks around hoping someone provides an answer] well anyway I don't like them so I'm going to act like this is an objective viewpoint that everyone is required to adopt.
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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If I was in the leadership of one of the two ruling parties in this country I would probably get pretty loudly angry about a candidate from my party getting brutalized by the federal & local cops sicced on them by the party we both oppose
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM