Smokin Hot Business Goose
@mastrbutler.bsky.social
I yell about stuff. I also repost things other people yell about. They're usually more articulate than me. Cloaca enthusiast. He/Him
Sometimes you've just got to show your bestest little guy to strangers on the internet
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sometimes you've just got to show your bestest little guy to strangers on the internet
Lol, your only options were "mate" or an additional 98 characters?
August 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Lol, your only options were "mate" or an additional 98 characters?
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
Came out right before I stopped being 16, but it counts! Wall to wall bangers on this album. This Could Be Love? Check. Emma? Check. All On Black? Check. Continental?!?! You'd best believe that's a big ol' check!
Came out right before I stopped being 16, but it counts! Wall to wall bangers on this album. This Could Be Love? Check. Emma? Check. All On Black? Check. Continental?!?! You'd best believe that's a big ol' check!
July 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
Came out right before I stopped being 16, but it counts! Wall to wall bangers on this album. This Could Be Love? Check. Emma? Check. All On Black? Check. Continental?!?! You'd best believe that's a big ol' check!
Came out right before I stopped being 16, but it counts! Wall to wall bangers on this album. This Could Be Love? Check. Emma? Check. All On Black? Check. Continental?!?! You'd best believe that's a big ol' check!
Is this the name of a wine or a way you can die in Grand Theft Auto III?
March 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Is this the name of a wine or a way you can die in Grand Theft Auto III?
No coffin, just wet wet mud.
March 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
No coffin, just wet wet mud.
EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT MY LIL SLEEPY BOY
March 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT MY LIL SLEEPY BOY
I mean, who HASN'T, amirite?
"Read theory" Leftists are such a huge reason the left isn't taken seriously by a lot of the working class IMO. No, no one has read the tedious historical dissertations you've based your personality on, they just want a living wage and health care.
"Read theory" Leftists are such a huge reason the left isn't taken seriously by a lot of the working class IMO. No, no one has read the tedious historical dissertations you've based your personality on, they just want a living wage and health care.
March 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I mean, who HASN'T, amirite?
"Read theory" Leftists are such a huge reason the left isn't taken seriously by a lot of the working class IMO. No, no one has read the tedious historical dissertations you've based your personality on, they just want a living wage and health care.
"Read theory" Leftists are such a huge reason the left isn't taken seriously by a lot of the working class IMO. No, no one has read the tedious historical dissertations you've based your personality on, they just want a living wage and health care.
Absolutely losing it at these pull quotes for Deryck Whibley's autobiography.
December 27, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Absolutely losing it at these pull quotes for Deryck Whibley's autobiography.
This plumber looks like he's getting ready to kick my ass. Real "you gonna take a swing at your old man?" energy.
December 3, 2024 at 10:03 PM
This plumber looks like he's getting ready to kick my ass. Real "you gonna take a swing at your old man?" energy.
@notalawyer.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social I was pulling an agenda for a school administrators conference that some of my coworkers are presenting at, saw this, and threw up in my mouth a little.
October 23, 2024 at 9:51 PM
@notalawyer.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social I was pulling an agenda for a school administrators conference that some of my coworkers are presenting at, saw this, and threw up in my mouth a little.
"Don't make me tap the second panel again"
October 20, 2024 at 2:46 PM
"Don't make me tap the second panel again"
And did I mention that he recorded said song with the motherfucking Four Tops (who he was the touring drummer for for a hot minute?)
October 19, 2024 at 4:59 AM
And did I mention that he recorded said song with the motherfucking Four Tops (who he was the touring drummer for for a hot minute?)
I ordered this for a friend's dog apropos of nothing and have not informed them that it's coming. I'm so excited.
October 11, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I ordered this for a friend's dog apropos of nothing and have not informed them that it's coming. I'm so excited.
Why am I still on fucking Facebook? Just full of the dullest fucking nitwits.
September 1, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Why am I still on fucking Facebook? Just full of the dullest fucking nitwits.
Oh hey, look what arrived in the mail yesterday! This features my favorite story I've had the privilege of beta reading for @riawritten.bsky.social, and what I can presume are some very good stories from people I haven't read! Thanks @hungryshadow.bsky.social!
August 17, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Oh hey, look what arrived in the mail yesterday! This features my favorite story I've had the privilege of beta reading for @riawritten.bsky.social, and what I can presume are some very good stories from people I haven't read! Thanks @hungryshadow.bsky.social!
I miss hog twitter
August 7, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I miss hog twitter
Me all the time these days
July 11, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Me all the time these days
This headline is gibberish and I'm beyond furious that it's real and that Google decided it needed to be pushed to my phone.
June 23, 2024 at 3:20 AM
This headline is gibberish and I'm beyond furious that it's real and that Google decided it needed to be pushed to my phone.
I booked a massage for my wife for mother's day and needed to make sure that she didn't book anything over the time in the interim. I am a very subtle man.
May 14, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I booked a massage for my wife for mother's day and needed to make sure that she didn't book anything over the time in the interim. I am a very subtle man.
Look, it's not important how I wound up here, but I need you all to know that this is a real, exhaustively researched Wikipedia page.
February 19, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Look, it's not important how I wound up here, but I need you all to know that this is a real, exhaustively researched Wikipedia page.
My contribution to The Current Trends ™️©️®️
February 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
My contribution to The Current Trends ™️©️®️
Well there go MY plans for this tide pool exhibit.
January 8, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Well there go MY plans for this tide pool exhibit.
