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@mastrbutler.bsky.social
I yell about stuff. I also repost things other people yell about. They're usually more articulate than me. Cloaca enthusiast. He/Him
Sometimes you've just got to show your bestest little guy to strangers on the internet
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Lol, your only options were "mate" or an additional 98 characters?
August 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?

Came out right before I stopped being 16, but it counts! Wall to wall bangers on this album. This Could Be Love? Check. Emma? Check. All On Black? Check. Continental?!?! You'd best believe that's a big ol' check!
July 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Is this the name of a wine or a way you can die in Grand Theft Auto III?
March 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
No coffin, just wet wet mud.
March 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT MY LIL SLEEPY BOY
March 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I mean, who HASN'T, amirite?

"Read theory" Leftists are such a huge reason the left isn't taken seriously by a lot of the working class IMO. No, no one has read the tedious historical dissertations you've based your personality on, they just want a living wage and health care.
March 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Absolutely losing it at these pull quotes for Deryck Whibley's autobiography.
December 27, 2024 at 3:41 PM
December 19, 2024 at 2:48 AM
This plumber looks like he's getting ready to kick my ass. Real "you gonna take a swing at your old man?" energy.
December 3, 2024 at 10:03 PM
@notalawyer.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social I was pulling an agenda for a school administrators conference that some of my coworkers are presenting at, saw this, and threw up in my mouth a little.
October 23, 2024 at 9:51 PM
"Don't make me tap the second panel again"
October 20, 2024 at 2:46 PM
And did I mention that he recorded said song with the motherfucking Four Tops (who he was the touring drummer for for a hot minute?)
October 19, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I ordered this for a friend's dog apropos of nothing and have not informed them that it's coming. I'm so excited.
October 11, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Why am I still on fucking Facebook? Just full of the dullest fucking nitwits.
September 1, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Oh hey, look what arrived in the mail yesterday! This features my favorite story I've had the privilege of beta reading for @riawritten.bsky.social, and what I can presume are some very good stories from people I haven't read! Thanks @hungryshadow.bsky.social!
August 17, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I miss hog twitter
August 7, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Me all the time these days
July 11, 2024 at 5:13 AM
This headline is gibberish and I'm beyond furious that it's real and that Google decided it needed to be pushed to my phone.
June 23, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I booked a massage for my wife for mother's day and needed to make sure that she didn't book anything over the time in the interim. I am a very subtle man.
May 14, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Look, it's not important how I wound up here, but I need you all to know that this is a real, exhaustively researched Wikipedia page.
February 19, 2024 at 6:50 PM
My contribution to The Current Trends ™️©️®️
February 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
January 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Well there go MY plans for this tide pool exhibit.
January 8, 2024 at 12:54 AM
December 30, 2023 at 5:07 AM