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MasterSauce
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🔞Kiddos get off my lawn!

Most art labeled as NSFW!

My schemes are so brilliant even I barely comprehend them!
Part-time fatfur artman and games soundman.
Full time funnyman.
It's so funny how when he speaks English he doesn't as tongue in cheek as he normally is, he just sounds extremely blunt and crass lol
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
A whole platoon of Marines isn't as strong as that stool
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The sheer AURA coming off this photo is astounding
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Welp good thing I had an extra day off at least...
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Alternatively big booty wolf
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Spiritually fat
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We ain't tiny you're HYUUUGE
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"If he dies he dies"
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
WHOOOH OK... 👀
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
noooo he already had too much cake!!
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
No yeah absolutely, this is just the start.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Oh shoot! Zohran won? Hell yeah! Maybe democracy is alright after all
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Context hat
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Reposted by MasterSauce
Stop using AI to make AI look stupid. Grok don't care. All you're doing is giving companies data that tells them people are using AI, which tells other companies that people want it.
You are part of the problem.
You are part of the problem.
You are part of the problem.
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Absolutely godlike sequence...
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Ok you might be cooking with this one 👀
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Reposted by MasterSauce
It installs a cursed version of Wii Fit on your system. The games are slightly off with piles of donuts and cake in the background. And by the time you realize you've been gaining weight while playing, your shirt no longer fits. The instructor's eyes glow with delight. A prompt pops up.

"Continue?"
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I hope not, I don't want to shoot my wii to exorcise it
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
And planning on bringing more of it soon-Ish...
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Thank you, Mr. Fonzarelli
October 31, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Nah
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM