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If we dont take off before Carry Me Ohio ends im smoking in the lavatory
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
If we dont take off before Carry Me Ohio ends im smoking in the lavatory
On a plane stuck between a guy gambling and a women reading affirmations
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
On a plane stuck between a guy gambling and a women reading affirmations
The human skin is the largest app on the apple store
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The human skin is the largest app on the apple store
Have you tried using the human skin app
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Have you tried using the human skin app
We need to make seal sauce, you can squeeze them into a sauce called seal sauce, can it and sell it!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 AM
We need to make seal sauce, you can squeeze them into a sauce called seal sauce, can it and sell it!!
I really want Obama to be on my flight today
Picks up phone: Hello it is me ObamÑa
Picks up phone: Hello it is me ObamÑa
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I really want Obama to be on my flight today
Picks up phone: Hello it is me ObamÑa
Picks up phone: Hello it is me ObamÑa
The SODA or the ObamÑa fo today?
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The SODA or the ObamÑa fo today?
Stuck in an airport doing airport radio course is very liminal
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Stuck in an airport doing airport radio course is very liminal
Control tower bravo, UnManed Human Penis requesting clearance to fuck your mum
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Control tower bravo, UnManed Human Penis requesting clearance to fuck your mum
Thom york: so im thinking about a guy whos head is made out of a radio and im going to base my entire life on him
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Thom york: so im thinking about a guy whos head is made out of a radio and im going to base my entire life on him
Your celestial body has been grounded please crash into the nearest building to reinstall spirit link
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Your celestial body has been grounded please crash into the nearest building to reinstall spirit link
Acronyms are the lowest form of communication
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Acronyms are the lowest form of communication
My Name is Charlie Rabbits
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My Name is Charlie Rabbits
Drones should be more illegal than meth
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Drones should be more illegal than meth
Machine man mindset
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Machine man mindset
tasked with descending into the freshly poured, setting concrete. Their job was to use sensitive listening rods and their knowledge of earth and stone to "hear" pockets of air or weaknesses forming within the curing monolith.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
tasked with descending into the freshly poured, setting concrete. Their job was to use sensitive listening rods and their knowledge of earth and stone to "hear" pockets of air or weaknesses forming within the curing monolith.
How it feels to smoke weed
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
How it feels to smoke weed
The worst day fishing beats the best day using an app
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The worst day fishing beats the best day using an app
The Warren Commission has decided that there is strong evidence of fish in this river
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The Warren Commission has decided that there is strong evidence of fish in this river
This fish speaks german 🤯
es ist gefährlich alleine raus zu gehn bitte nimm diesen gespensterfish
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This fish speaks german 🤯
Imagine if the CIA invented a website were you posted all the information they needed and the whole project was funded by advertising
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Imagine if the CIA invented a website were you posted all the information they needed and the whole project was funded by advertising
Another beautiful evening to be a fish
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Another beautiful evening to be a fish
Fish goin crazy tonight very rhizomatic
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Fish goin crazy tonight very rhizomatic