(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~
@maskofelation.bsky.social
The cutest Masked Fool with an unfettered sense of elation~
[RP, #HSRRP, #MVRP writer is 20+, minors do not approach please!!]
[RP, #HSRRP, #MVRP writer is 20+, minors do not approach please!!]
"Happy Asexual Awareness Week!
In celebration, I have slipped potions into everyone's food at the tavern that makes them see everyone as horrendous for the week- So that way nobody can experience sexual attraction!
You're welcome, asexuals!"
♡ ٩(´▽`)۶ ♡
In celebration, I have slipped potions into everyone's food at the tavern that makes them see everyone as horrendous for the week- So that way nobody can experience sexual attraction!
You're welcome, asexuals!"
♡ ٩(´▽`)۶ ♡
October 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"Happy Asexual Awareness Week!
In celebration, I have slipped potions into everyone's food at the tavern that makes them see everyone as horrendous for the week- So that way nobody can experience sexual attraction!
You're welcome, asexuals!"
♡ ٩(´▽`)۶ ♡
In celebration, I have slipped potions into everyone's food at the tavern that makes them see everyone as horrendous for the week- So that way nobody can experience sexual attraction!
You're welcome, asexuals!"
♡ ٩(´▽`)۶ ♡
"Damn...
Still a skill issue."
( ･ω･)ﾉ
Still a skill issue."
( ･ω･)ﾉ
"He got kidnapped by the damn Express and they're not giving him a single day off!!!!"
"Fucking skill issue."
(○´3｀)ﾉ
(○´3｀)ﾉ
September 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Damn...
Still a skill issue."
( ･ω･)ﾉ
Still a skill issue."
( ･ω･)ﾉ
"Fucking skill issue."
(○´3｀)ﾉ
(○´3｀)ﾉ
my wife actually left me.
"It's International Wife Appreciation Day!
Go tell your wife you appreciate them before you become another divorce statistic!"
(✧∀✧)/
Go tell your wife you appreciate them before you become another divorce statistic!"
(✧∀✧)/
September 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
"Fucking skill issue."
(○´3｀)ﾉ
(○´3｀)ﾉ
"It's International Wife Appreciation Day!
Go tell your wife you appreciate them before you become another divorce statistic!"
(✧∀✧)/
Go tell your wife you appreciate them before you become another divorce statistic!"
(✧∀✧)/
September 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
"It's International Wife Appreciation Day!
Go tell your wife you appreciate them before you become another divorce statistic!"
(✧∀✧)/
Go tell your wife you appreciate them before you become another divorce statistic!"
(✧∀✧)/
"It's Interastral Cleanup Day! So naturally... I replaced all snacks in vending machines with douches. You're welcome, world!"
q(≧▽≦q)
q(≧▽≦q)
September 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
"It's Interastral Cleanup Day! So naturally... I replaced all snacks in vending machines with douches. You're welcome, world!"
q(≧▽≦q)
q(≧▽≦q)
"I knew playing Good Lookin' would summon the cowboy... I did not expect the booty shorts, though."
⁽⁽꜀(:3꜂ ꜆)꜄⁾⁾
⁽⁽꜀(:3꜂ ꜆)꜄⁾⁾
September 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"I knew playing Good Lookin' would summon the cowboy... I did not expect the booty shorts, though."
⁽⁽꜀(:3꜂ ꜆)꜄⁾⁾
⁽⁽꜀(:3꜂ ꜆)꜄⁾⁾
Reposted by (𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Walks in while wearing the shortest of booty shorts.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Walks in while wearing the shortest of booty shorts.
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September 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Walks in while wearing the shortest of booty shorts.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Walks in while wearing the shortest of booty shorts.
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Texting @loadedgun.bsky.social
"Come to Penacony if you can, I'm playing that one country song that makes everyone think of you through the loudspeakers. (✪‿✪)ノ"
"Come to Penacony if you can, I'm playing that one country song that makes everyone think of you through the loudspeakers. (✪‿✪)ノ"
September 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Texting @loadedgun.bsky.social
"Come to Penacony if you can, I'm playing that one country song that makes everyone think of you through the loudspeakers. (✪‿✪)ノ"
"Come to Penacony if you can, I'm playing that one country song that makes everyone think of you through the loudspeakers. (✪‿✪)ノ"
"In celebration of Interastral Country Music Day, I've compromised Penacony's speakers and now every single one is playing Good Lookin' By Dixon Dallas! Hopefully, people love hearing about bouncing off of booty cheeks!"
(*бωб)
(*бωб)
September 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"In celebration of Interastral Country Music Day, I've compromised Penacony's speakers and now every single one is playing Good Lookin' By Dixon Dallas! Hopefully, people love hearing about bouncing off of booty cheeks!"
(*бωб)
(*бωб)
"... I need to do something devious."
( ・ิω・)ノิิิ
( ・ิω・)ノิิิ
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"... I need to do something devious."
( ・ิω・)ノิิิ
( ・ิω・)ノิิิ
September 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Sorry. If that was too much and you think things like that shouldn't exist, you should sign the petition at lemonparty(.)org! (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)"
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Just texts back a single line,
" wtf"
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Just texts back a single line,
" wtf"
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August 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"Sorry. If that was too much and you think things like that shouldn't exist, you should sign the petition at lemonparty(.)org! (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)"
August 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
To end the battle of the sexes once more, I have went to every clothing store I could find and put strap-ons on every female mannequin, and fake breasts on every male mannequin.
( *︾▽︾)ヾ
You're welcome, worlds!
( *︾▽︾)ヾ
You're welcome, worlds!
August 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
To end the battle of the sexes once more, I have went to every clothing store I could find and put strap-ons on every female mannequin, and fake breasts on every male mannequin.
( *︾▽︾)ヾ
You're welcome, worlds!
( *︾▽︾)ヾ
You're welcome, worlds!
To unify women and men during shark week, I use those fake women penis piss things but adjust it so it covers my entire coochie, I let the pussy blood build up, pull a lever and I "piss" out my period blood at mach10.
( •̀ ω •́ )✧
( •̀ ω •́ )✧
August 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
To unify women and men during shark week, I use those fake women penis piss things but adjust it so it covers my entire coochie, I let the pussy blood build up, pull a lever and I "piss" out my period blood at mach10.
( •̀ ω •́ )✧
( •̀ ω •́ )✧
(*´ ワ `*) ㏊㏊㏊~
You fool...
She has 70 alternative accounts!
You fool...
She has 70 alternative accounts!
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⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ Don't try it, he'll get her account banned.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ Don't try it, he'll get her account banned.
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"I'm canceling you on tweeter dot com!"
₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎
₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎
August 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
(*´ ワ `*) ㏊㏊㏊~
You fool...
She has 70 alternative accounts!
You fool...
She has 70 alternative accounts!
"I'm canceling you on tweeter dot com!"
₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎
₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎
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⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ Yeah, it's not even a question.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ Yeah, it's not even a question.
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"Am I still banned?"
(ʃƪᵕωᵕ)
(ʃƪᵕωᵕ)
August 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"I'm canceling you on tweeter dot com!"
₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎
₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎
"Am I still banned?"
(ʃƪᵕωᵕ)
(ʃƪᵕωᵕ)
⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ Posting up a sign above the bar, "No Masked Fools allowed".
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August 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Am I still banned?"
(ʃƪᵕωᵕ)
(ʃƪᵕωᵕ)
"..."
（ノд｀＠）
"Cruel man, so so cruel, not letting me spread tetanus awareness like this~"
（ノд｀＠）
"Cruel man, so so cruel, not letting me spread tetanus awareness like this~"
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Tastes like over-spiced burnt chicken . . .
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Tastes like over-spiced burnt chicken . . .
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＼(º □ º l|l)/
"I did not take into account cyborgs..."
"I did not take into account cyborgs..."
August 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"..."
（ノд｀＠）
"Cruel man, so so cruel, not letting me spread tetanus awareness like this~"
（ノд｀＠）
"Cruel man, so so cruel, not letting me spread tetanus awareness like this~"
＼(º □ º l|l)/
"I did not take into account cyborgs..."
"I did not take into account cyborgs..."
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Eats one.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Eats one.
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"It's immunization awareness month... in celebration... I've scattered rusty razors in various places to remind people to get vaccinated for tetanus. You're welcome!"
(｡⌒𖧉⌒)⋆.˚⊹⁺
(｡⌒𖧉⌒)⋆.˚⊹⁺
August 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
＼(º □ º l|l)/
"I did not take into account cyborgs..."
"I did not take into account cyborgs..."
"What? Isn't it important to encourage people to get vaccinated?"
（*＾-＾*）
（*＾-＾*）
"I really don't know how to respond to this one."
"It's immunization awareness month... in celebration... I've scattered rusty razors in various places to remind people to get vaccinated for tetanus. You're welcome!"
(｡⌒𖧉⌒)⋆.˚⊹⁺
(｡⌒𖧉⌒)⋆.˚⊹⁺
August 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"What? Isn't it important to encourage people to get vaccinated?"
（*＾-＾*）
（*＾-＾*）
"It's immunization awareness month... in celebration... I've scattered rusty razors in various places to remind people to get vaccinated for tetanus. You're welcome!"
(｡⌒𖧉⌒)⋆.˚⊹⁺
(｡⌒𖧉⌒)⋆.˚⊹⁺
August 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"It's immunization awareness month... in celebration... I've scattered rusty razors in various places to remind people to get vaccinated for tetanus. You're welcome!"
(｡⌒𖧉⌒)⋆.˚⊹⁺
(｡⌒𖧉⌒)⋆.˚⊹⁺
∘✧₊⁺OOC⁺₊✧∘
I forgot how funny I was on here fr
(⩌⩊⩌)
I forgot how funny I was on here fr
(⩌⩊⩌)
August 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
∘✧₊⁺OOC⁺₊✧∘
I forgot how funny I was on here fr
(⩌⩊⩌)
I forgot how funny I was on here fr
(⩌⩊⩌)
Reposted by (𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~
Hey ladies, you know how menstrual products are WAAAAY too expensive?
You know how cereal boxes have toys in them sometimes?
I replaced all toys in cereal boxes with feminine hygiene products, unopened of course~
Happy Women's Month! (b˙◁˙ )b
You know how cereal boxes have toys in them sometimes?
I replaced all toys in cereal boxes with feminine hygiene products, unopened of course~
Happy Women's Month! (b˙◁˙ )b
March 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hey ladies, you know how menstrual products are WAAAAY too expensive?
You know how cereal boxes have toys in them sometimes?
I replaced all toys in cereal boxes with feminine hygiene products, unopened of course~
Happy Women's Month! (b˙◁˙ )b
You know how cereal boxes have toys in them sometimes?
I replaced all toys in cereal boxes with feminine hygiene products, unopened of course~
Happy Women's Month! (b˙◁˙ )b
"Would this help?"
◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦
Handing her a 24-pack of these.
◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦
Handing her a 24-pack of these.
March 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"Would this help?"
◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦
Handing her a 24-pack of these.
◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦
Handing her a 24-pack of these.