Masha Hayim
@mashahayim.bsky.social
I write queer Jewish love stories. “Free Fire” and “Comfort Zone” available now from Evernight Publishing: https://www.evernightpublishing.com/masha-hayim/
New type of guy just dropped
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
New type of guy just dropped
More evidence of just how useless Google has become since AI became a thing: this news alert warning me that it would feel like 155 degrees today, which would be about twenty degrees hotter than the hottest temperature ever recorded on earth
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
More evidence of just how useless Google has become since AI became a thing: this news alert warning me that it would feel like 155 degrees today, which would be about twenty degrees hotter than the hottest temperature ever recorded on earth
Took me a second to realize that this email was about a film festival
September 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Took me a second to realize that this email was about a film festival
Two great posts that are great together
August 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Two great posts that are great together
I hate to say it but this did not work out so well for Louis and Claudia
August 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I hate to say it but this did not work out so well for Louis and Claudia
For the first time in my life I saw a Facebook ad and immediately went to buy the thing - good job, algorithm!
August 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
For the first time in my life I saw a Facebook ad and immediately went to buy the thing - good job, algorithm!
Today in the dystopia: a Jewish AI that has helpfully automated away the Jewish tradition of learning through discussion and argument
July 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Today in the dystopia: a Jewish AI that has helpfully automated away the Jewish tradition of learning through discussion and argument
I was going to be like “this would have been perfect for 13-year-old me who was in love with The Vampire Lestat,” but who am I kidding, I would still love this bedroom set (and I still love Lestat)
July 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I was going to be like “this would have been perfect for 13-year-old me who was in love with The Vampire Lestat,” but who am I kidding, I would still love this bedroom set (and I still love Lestat)
I feel like this is the beginning of a scary middle-grade novel involving time travel
July 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I feel like this is the beginning of a scary middle-grade novel involving time travel
Okay I really want to know what country’s military wears this allegedly “military mesh tee” because I have Questions
July 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Okay I really want to know what country’s military wears this allegedly “military mesh tee” because I have Questions
Later in the same chapter, the author points out how this poem combines the queer and wartime symbolism of red and purple flowers:
July 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Later in the same chapter, the author points out how this poem combines the queer and wartime symbolism of red and purple flowers:
YOU GUYS I just learned that apparently poppies were a queer symbol in late 19th-century England… this is very exciting for gay WWI romance purposes 🤔
July 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
YOU GUYS I just learned that apparently poppies were a queer symbol in late 19th-century England… this is very exciting for gay WWI romance purposes 🤔
Apparently the FB algorithm has noticed me writing gay WWI romance and decided that the look I need for fall is Trench Chic
July 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Apparently the FB algorithm has noticed me writing gay WWI romance and decided that the look I need for fall is Trench Chic
Buzzfeed, if I’m overwhelmed by adulthood, what makes you think I will be any less whelmed by grabbing 40 useful things
July 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Buzzfeed, if I’m overwhelmed by adulthood, what makes you think I will be any less whelmed by grabbing 40 useful things
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie
July 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie
Apparently all the gay military romances I write are giving the Facebook algorithm some very weird ideas about me
July 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Apparently all the gay military romances I write are giving the Facebook algorithm some very weird ideas about me
It took me a minute to realize this was about deviled eggs and not omegaverse demon romance
July 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It took me a minute to realize this was about deviled eggs and not omegaverse demon romance
*cut to Lestat in the distance perking up with sudden interest*
July 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
*cut to Lestat in the distance perking up with sudden interest*
Ancient Roman emperor: did you finish that sculpture showing our triumph over our wounded and dying enemies
Sculptor: right here boss, real sexy just like you asked
Sculptor: right here boss, real sexy just like you asked
June 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Ancient Roman emperor: did you finish that sculpture showing our triumph over our wounded and dying enemies
Sculptor: right here boss, real sexy just like you asked
Sculptor: right here boss, real sexy just like you asked
Now this is a fitness inspiration message I can get behind
June 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Now this is a fitness inspiration message I can get behind
Having lunch with a friend today
May 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Having lunch with a friend today
The porn parody really writes itself on this one, huh
May 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The porn parody really writes itself on this one, huh
What exactly are you trying to tell me here, New Yorker
May 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What exactly are you trying to tell me here, New Yorker
This is a touching story but I’m still stuck on Vladimir “Bob” Davydov
April 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This is a touching story but I’m still stuck on Vladimir “Bob” Davydov
I’m not sure Mike here counts as a celebrity but I feel like he’d be a fun therapist
April 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I’m not sure Mike here counts as a celebrity but I feel like he’d be a fun therapist