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Masen
@masenmatthews.bsky.social
Portland resident 🌹
I want the Portland-to-Boise Amtrak route to be restored so badly 🥺
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Feels a little risky listening to a band called Psychedelic Porn Crumpets on your work computer
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Tech bros want to “make the world a better place” and then they invent PagerDuty smh
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Not going to Starbucks out of solidarity with their striking workers and also because they just closed the location by my house and also because their coffee is bad
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
bought new raw denim jeans and immediately sat in something sticky 👍
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
true hubris is saying that you beat jet lag after only a few nights and then not being able to fall back asleep after waking up at 3am
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
my own watered down version of “fireworks or gunshots?” is “am I being burgled or is there a raccoon on the roof again?”
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Incredible that I could be unlucky enough to get stuck on an amtrak car with a group of like 8 former frat dudes right after a nine hour overnight international flight
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Shopkeeper in Japan literally laughed in my face when I asked him if they had a pair of shoes in a US size 11
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Michael Barbaro lookalike mf that doesn’t move out of his seat for old ladies on the train in Japan is my sworn enemy
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
just told my gf that I’m going to change my handle to “rage baiter ginsberg” and she looked at me like this 😐
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s 3 58pm aka time to learn kubernetes
October 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Worst song ever written? Only correct answer is Where Is My Mind by The Pixies
October 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Just gonna go out on a limb and say that I do not think Hakeem Jeffries is the man for this moment
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My brain is healing because I’ve been playing Stardew Valley instead of doomscrolling
September 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
hate to say it but I finally bought Blundstones and they’re actually fantastic boots
September 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Serving my community
September 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
give me that sweet sweet jacket weather I am Ready
September 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Interesting how I have yet to meet a single other person in the tech industry that does not view AI as a bubble
August 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I know that the twitter/elon thing is only news at this point but it really did shatter my online community in a way that still bums me out
August 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Reposted by Masen
August 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Pretty wild that a good pair of socks costs like $15-$20 now
August 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Dog yanked the leash and made me drop my just-purchased cold brew this morning. I now know what people mean when they use the expression “seeing red”.
August 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Fire alarm? Only goes off at 3am on a weeknight

PagerDuty? Also only goes off at 3am on a weeknight
July 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Getting woken up by your smoke detector going off with a false alarm at 3am on Monday morning is easily the worst way to start your week. Please do not ask me how I know.
July 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM