Sigmoid Freud
@mascqueerade.bsky.social
Looking for lols in non-x places. Queer dad for life. I love all you wild bois who mix wit and insight with raunchiness. Bots, not so much.
@dansavage.bsky.social thought you might get a cynical chuckle out of this:
mastodon.social/@angusm/1146...
mastodon.social/@angusm/1146...
June 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
@dansavage.bsky.social thought you might get a cynical chuckle out of this:
mastodon.social/@angusm/1146...
mastodon.social/@angusm/1146...
Love how when you pick apart the maga font it says "MAKE AME'ICA EAT AAIN."
April 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Love how when you pick apart the maga font it says "MAKE AME'ICA EAT AAIN."
If you're looking for a concise, neutral review of our founding documents, this goes straight to the source
March 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you're looking for a concise, neutral review of our founding documents, this goes straight to the source
I have a cubbie friend who *is a total sweetheart *has an amazing intellect *is an absolute animal in the bedroom.
He would rock this dude's
world if bro wasn't so obsessed with his own abs. 🤬
He would rock this dude's
world if bro wasn't so obsessed with his own abs. 🤬
February 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I have a cubbie friend who *is a total sweetheart *has an amazing intellect *is an absolute animal in the bedroom.
He would rock this dude's
world if bro wasn't so obsessed with his own abs. 🤬
He would rock this dude's
world if bro wasn't so obsessed with his own abs. 🤬
Picard ordering junk food
December 30, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Picard ordering junk food
Someone needs to tell Artemas that "hitting it from the back so that they don't get attached" doesn't actually work that way...
November 19, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Someone needs to tell Artemas that "hitting it from the back so that they don't get attached" doesn't actually work that way...
The year is 2032, Microsoft is leasing the Three Mile Island nuke plant to power its stupid fucking AI. You're in charge of the controls. Oh no, there's a problem! Meltdown imminent! Gotta tell someone! You go to relay the info on Microsoft's BEST comms tool and that's when you realize we're 💀
October 6, 2024 at 2:18 PM
The year is 2032, Microsoft is leasing the Three Mile Island nuke plant to power its stupid fucking AI. You're in charge of the controls. Oh no, there's a problem! Meltdown imminent! Gotta tell someone! You go to relay the info on Microsoft's BEST comms tool and that's when you realize we're 💀
What body part did this refer to exactly?
June 13, 2024 at 3:16 PM
What body part did this refer to exactly?
Found in the wild: The Plybertruck
June 10, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Found in the wild: The Plybertruck
This man has clearly never experienced Grindr
May 18, 2024 at 5:49 PM
This man has clearly never experienced Grindr
When the sub bottom asks if you're discreet
May 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM
When the sub bottom asks if you're discreet
Me: "I should really cut down on carbs and try to lose some of this belly."
Also me:
Also me:
May 3, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Me: "I should really cut down on carbs and try to lose some of this belly."
Also me:
Also me:
Presumably pronounced " goonin' "
May 1, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Presumably pronounced " goonin' "
Sniffies London is a real vibe innit
May 1, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Sniffies London is a real vibe innit
I'm thinking about my friend putting himself down for not spending responsibly when buying a really great bicycle.
April 7, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I'm thinking about my friend putting himself down for not spending responsibly when buying a really great bicycle.
New ramen place just dropped
March 23, 2024 at 2:11 AM
New ramen place just dropped
Weirdly Bluesky won't let me see the content
March 8, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Weirdly Bluesky won't let me see the content
Trying to figure out which man in this gym smells so good
March 2, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Trying to figure out which man in this gym smells so good
Chevrolet wants you to hit the second sphincter
February 29, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Chevrolet wants you to hit the second sphincter
Thank you for your service
February 23, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Thank you for your service
Chest thread!! Quote skeet with a pic of your chest you really like
(Even an old one)
(Even an old one)
February 10, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Chest thread!! Quote skeet with a pic of your chest you really like
(Even an old one)
(Even an old one)