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Mary
@maryturner.bsky.social
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PhD candidate
Co-host of @rudeeats.bsky.social (Hannibal), @carryingwayward.bsky.social (SPN), and the Gentleman Pirate’s Library (OFMD)
Close enough: WELCOME BACK TO THE CREW OF THE REVENGE!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Big milestone
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Fluffy is mad that he can’t burrow UNDER me on the couch. Sir! I was here first!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You will NEVER believe what episode this was left under.
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Dimmer light switch instructions: make sure to connect the ground wire to a green wire in your wall box.

My fucking landlord:
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Love the movement!!!!
September 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
TRUST THE PROCESS!!!!!!
September 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Through the grief I’ve felt this year, making things has been a real source of joy. I just finished a pair of socks and looking at them makes me so happy.
September 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Friends I love this dog
September 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Fundraising request 💛 raceroster.com/events/2025/...
September 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!
August 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
When it’s 7:30pm and you’ve had breakfast margaritas.
August 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
MAJOR UPDATE: NorthCape4000 has issued a press release disqualifying the cyclist. The comments on the post seem to be VERY divided.

NOTE: currently on the go, will repost with alt text as soon as I get home
August 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
August vision board
August 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My single brain-celled cutie 🥰
July 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Here’s a shot of her flowers, which shows off how she was wearing the shawl
July 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yesterday was kind of a dream. My sister doesn’t want her face on social media, but she was truly the most beautiful bride I’ve ever seen. No makeup, half up half down hair, simple lace dress, the shawl I knit for her, our great grandmother’s earrings and her new wedding ring.
July 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
She’s enjoying the storm.
July 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me typing emails on this Monday morning
June 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The text scams are giving jilted lovers
June 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My solar lights are finally working!
June 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If all else fail I can always go to pastry school I guess 😅
June 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
#memademay May 8 - A knitted, sleeveless Carly Cardigan by Irene Lin in some gorgeous natural wool from Les Laines Paysannes. My first full day as a PhD candidate!
May 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
#memademay May 7 - A knitted Saila Top by Sachiko Burgin in some coton yarn for my Candidacy Defense (Comprehensive Exam)!
May 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This and some sapphic pop 🎵
May 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM