Caroline
@marytheeoliver.bsky.social
writer for hire. neoclassically impish
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who are the salvation army?
April 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
who are the salvation army?
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don’t beat a dead gift horse after leading it to water… or however the saying goes
December 30, 2024 at 4:34 AM
don’t beat a dead gift horse after leading it to water… or however the saying goes
believe it or not, a bowl of fruity pebbles is a meal
December 19, 2024 at 10:24 PM
believe it or not, a bowl of fruity pebbles is a meal
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who is dewey decimal?
December 9, 2024 at 2:23 AM
who is dewey decimal?
we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we’ve got to romanticize it
December 5, 2024 at 2:18 AM
we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we’ve got to romanticize it
one man’s cringe is another man’s content
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 PM
one man’s cringe is another man’s content
John 3:16
When you’re in the church, do you praise what you see
He’s everywhere He is the I am
oh-ohh-oh-oh-oh
(praisin’ that)
When you’re in the church, do you praise what you see
He’s everywhere He is the I am
oh-ohh-oh-oh-oh
(praisin’ that)
November 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
John 3:16
When you’re in the church, do you praise what you see
He’s everywhere He is the I am
oh-ohh-oh-oh-oh
(praisin’ that)
When you’re in the church, do you praise what you see
He’s everywhere He is the I am
oh-ohh-oh-oh-oh
(praisin’ that)
me: i wonder if frankenmuth has a christkindlmarkt. they’d HAVE to, right? i’m pretty sure they’d have to
tony: i’m pretty sure frankenmuth IS a christkindlmarkt
tony: i’m pretty sure frankenmuth IS a christkindlmarkt
November 30, 2024 at 12:07 AM
me: i wonder if frankenmuth has a christkindlmarkt. they’d HAVE to, right? i’m pretty sure they’d have to
tony: i’m pretty sure frankenmuth IS a christkindlmarkt
tony: i’m pretty sure frankenmuth IS a christkindlmarkt
the lions coach gives strong “math teacher who also teaches sex ed” vibes
November 29, 2024 at 11:55 PM
the lions coach gives strong “math teacher who also teaches sex ed” vibes
it’s so funny that part of the president’s job is every year on thanksgiving he gets a live bird sent to his house, and he has to make a speech about how he’s not going to eat that bird specifically. i could do that shit. put me in there
November 28, 2024 at 7:11 PM
it’s so funny that part of the president’s job is every year on thanksgiving he gets a live bird sent to his house, and he has to make a speech about how he’s not going to eat that bird specifically. i could do that shit. put me in there
going on linkedin and just posting “does anyone here smoke weed”
November 28, 2024 at 1:21 AM
going on linkedin and just posting “does anyone here smoke weed”
she corning on my beef until i hash
November 27, 2024 at 2:36 AM
she corning on my beef until i hash
yeah sorry i can’t come in today, i’m pretty colicky and need to be gently rocked :/
November 27, 2024 at 2:35 AM
yeah sorry i can’t come in today, i’m pretty colicky and need to be gently rocked :/
sending this to my friends when they can’t hang out
Arrested Development - Sad Walk Compilation
YouTube video by Chandler Ames
youtu.be
November 27, 2024 at 1:30 AM
sending this to my friends when they can’t hang out
boiled 2 cups of water to get lied to in the vaguest way possible
November 26, 2024 at 6:23 PM
boiled 2 cups of water to get lied to in the vaguest way possible
The Way I Are is a beautiful song about love in the face of adversity
November 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
The Way I Are is a beautiful song about love in the face of adversity
you might see me at the bar and think “wow she’s so beautiful and mysterious” but i’m playing zoombinis on my phone
November 25, 2024 at 7:35 PM
you might see me at the bar and think “wow she’s so beautiful and mysterious” but i’m playing zoombinis on my phone
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me when This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody) comes on at the function
a cartoon of a girl in a purple dress dancing on a pink surface .
ALT: a cartoon of a girl in a purple dress dancing on a pink surface .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 3:47 PM
me when This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody) comes on at the function
holding space for a raclette from the christkindlmarkt
November 24, 2024 at 9:00 PM
holding space for a raclette from the christkindlmarkt
these are my tools, my confidants… meanwhile tony creates culinary marvels with practiced knife skills and tomato paste alone
November 24, 2024 at 5:31 PM
these are my tools, my confidants… meanwhile tony creates culinary marvels with practiced knife skills and tomato paste alone
there is a precise science to mozzarella sticks
November 24, 2024 at 3:12 AM
there is a precise science to mozzarella sticks
hire a cheap ghostwriter off fiverr to write your smut novel, call that a bad romance
November 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
hire a cheap ghostwriter off fiverr to write your smut novel, call that a bad romance
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The idea that you *must* coexist with and listen to people who are cruel, unjust, and just plain unpleasant to be around is the logic of abusers, by the way
November 17, 2024 at 6:01 PM
The idea that you *must* coexist with and listen to people who are cruel, unjust, and just plain unpleasant to be around is the logic of abusers, by the way
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