Mary Sasson
@marysasson.bsky.social
I do/write/direct comedy. Sometimes I dress up my dog (that's Art, not comedy.)
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I wrote something
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
Please Don’t Criticize the Devastating Work I Do at the Misery Factory
The Misery Factory gets a bad wrap, especially among Millennials and Gen Z, but I’m not sure it’s warranted. It starts with a misunderstanding of w...
www.mcsweeneys.net
June 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I wrote something
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
Is the Kennedy curse retired? Come get your boy
September 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Is the Kennedy curse retired? Come get your boy
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No “Twinkle Twinkle Little Zoo,” an improvised lullaby I made up for you once, that now is a nightly non-negotiable.
By @marysasson.bsky.social
medium.com/frazzled/ube...
By @marysasson.bsky.social
medium.com/frazzled/ube...
Uber Specific Threats of Punishment for My 3-Year-Old
If you don’t stop throwing your fork on the ground…
medium.com
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
No “Twinkle Twinkle Little Zoo,” an improvised lullaby I made up for you once, that now is a nightly non-negotiable.
By @marysasson.bsky.social
medium.com/frazzled/ube...
By @marysasson.bsky.social
medium.com/frazzled/ube...
Reposted by Mary Sasson
Mary wrote a great piece! Check it out!
I do not miss my baby. That’s not to say he went missing, and I decided not to go looking for him.
By @marysasson.bsky.social
medium.com/frazzled/i-d...
By @marysasson.bsky.social
medium.com/frazzled/i-d...
I Don’t Miss My Baby
It had to be said
medium.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Mary wrote a great piece! Check it out!
I wrote something
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
Please Don’t Criticize the Devastating Work I Do at the Misery Factory
The Misery Factory gets a bad wrap, especially among Millennials and Gen Z, but I’m not sure it’s warranted. It starts with a misunderstanding of w...
www.mcsweeneys.net
June 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I wrote something
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
Reposted by Mary Sasson
I do not miss my baby. That’s not to say he went missing, and I decided not to go looking for him.
By @marysasson.bsky.social
medium.com/frazzled/i-d...
By @marysasson.bsky.social
medium.com/frazzled/i-d...
I Don’t Miss My Baby
It had to be said
medium.com
June 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I do not miss my baby. That’s not to say he went missing, and I decided not to go looking for him.
By @marysasson.bsky.social
medium.com/frazzled/i-d...
By @marysasson.bsky.social
medium.com/frazzled/i-d...
This is america
A man sustained a gunshot wound when his dog accidentally fired a a gun by jumping on a bed this week in Memphis, police say.
Memphis man says he was shot by his dog while lying in bed
The victim was taken to a hospital in noncritical condition in the accidental shooting early Monday.
nbcnews.to
March 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is america
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Reposted by Mary Sasson
"It is no longer enough to say, 'The other side is really bad, so vote for us because we’re slightly less bad.'"
In this op-ed, Angelita Morillo calls on fellow Democrats to stand up to Trump. ⤵️
In this op-ed, Angelita Morillo calls on fellow Democrats to stand up to Trump. ⤵️
This Young Lawmaker Went Viral on TikTok for Calling Out Dems Voting for Trump’s Agenda
Angelita Morillo wants Democrats to grow a spine.
www.teenvogue.com
February 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"It is no longer enough to say, 'The other side is really bad, so vote for us because we’re slightly less bad.'"
In this op-ed, Angelita Morillo calls on fellow Democrats to stand up to Trump. ⤵️
In this op-ed, Angelita Morillo calls on fellow Democrats to stand up to Trump. ⤵️
"It's dignity Luanne!"
February 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"It's dignity Luanne!"
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If I were a billionaire, I'd be hot. There is no excuse to be that wealthy and mid.
January 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If I were a billionaire, I'd be hot. There is no excuse to be that wealthy and mid.
Gather your 10 oddest friends, it's never been a better time to rob a casino.
The FBI has put an immediate hiring freeze in place, a move that appears at odds with the executive order President Trump issued, which specifies that such a freeze would not apply to national security or public safety officials.
Hiring Freeze Creates Confusion and Concern at F.B.I.
President Trump’s directive is supposed to exempt national security and public safety positions, but the F.B.I. has put an immediate hiring freeze in place.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Gather your 10 oddest friends, it's never been a better time to rob a casino.
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Murderers (do your thing to this) Row
a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever
January 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Murderers (do your thing to this) Row
Mom said these guys have to share a blue sky account like a Lion King soundtrack cd?
The People's March turnout was greater than many expected. Keep fighting back! GREAT TURNOUT!
January 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Mom said these guys have to share a blue sky account like a Lion King soundtrack cd?
Snowman has all three: corn cob pipe, button nose, and two eyes made out of coal
December 12, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Snowman has all three: corn cob pipe, button nose, and two eyes made out of coal
Now that we're here and not on twitter, I'd like to continue my quest to get @mcuban.bsky.social to fund a Sheetz in LA. Also, buy the @pirates.com?
December 4, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Now that we're here and not on twitter, I'd like to continue my quest to get @mcuban.bsky.social to fund a Sheetz in LA. Also, buy the @pirates.com?
Cyber Monday you say? a/s/l?
November 29, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Cyber Monday you say? a/s/l?
Farmed salmon tastes so much better than wild caught. I feel so bad for bears.
November 28, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Farmed salmon tastes so much better than wild caught. I feel so bad for bears.
Will Trump's tariff affect poorly made American reboots of British shows?
November 20, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Will Trump's tariff affect poorly made American reboots of British shows?
I got a little sad today thinking about how Pizza Hut changed their crust.
November 18, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I got a little sad today thinking about how Pizza Hut changed their crust.
Every time I fall in love with a sweater marketed on instagram it ends up being for a child.
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Every time I fall in love with a sweater marketed on instagram it ends up being for a child.