Well my dear, I think it’s time for Flopsy and Mopsy to meet Peter Rabbit for a game of hide the sausage, hm? #GirlsOwnCC

My brother has gone to Australia on a bucket list trip, with tickets for the tests in Perth and Brisbane. Will it be worth it?

This from National Rail, in case it’s helpful. Not looking good I’m afraid.

Damn! I’ve forgotten my specs and any minute an art snob is going to ask me to critique one of these blurry splodges. #GirlsOwnCC

No amount of considerately placed cushions can alter the fact Henry, that you were not in Abyssinia or Aberystwyth 9 months ago. This is your baby and you need to man up.

Such as wearing a corset that inhibits diaphragm function so that you are forced into chronic hyperventilation. Of course you feel panicky and dizzy! Burn the damn thing and save a few whales into the bargain.

Stone Blind by Natalie Haynes is the Medusa myth from her perspective. It shows how easily a female victim of male abuse is easily made monster by her abusers. Brilliant writing by @nataliehaynes.bsky.social

Lex Decks

A regular dose of immersion in nature, a good laugh and spending time with people who are positive and supportive. Here’s a free bearded tit for you. Made my day!

He’s made me cry every week. His work with Ellie has been extraordinary 🥰⭐️

Is innuendo not allowed? Apologies

I don’t care if that is the girth of it, I’d still rather read my book.