what if I told you he was also helping us paint the ceiling blue 🥺🥺
February 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
what if I told you he was also helping us paint the ceiling blue 🥺🥺
you’re doing amazing sweetie
February 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
you’re doing amazing sweetie
Give me that cream cheese I will lick it off the wrapper
February 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Give me that cream cheese I will lick it off the wrapper
Insurance: ok but have you tried making your own colostomy bag out of a Ziploc bag and duct tape?
January 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Insurance: ok but have you tried making your own colostomy bag out of a Ziploc bag and duct tape?
It’s so fucked. Like you didn’t ASK for this, you literally NEED it. Like what’s the alternative, you just leak poop everywhere??? It’s so evil. I’m sorry
January 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s so fucked. Like you didn’t ASK for this, you literally NEED it. Like what’s the alternative, you just leak poop everywhere??? It’s so evil. I’m sorry
FINALLY, big day for annoying people (me)
January 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
FINALLY, big day for annoying people (me)
As it fucking should be
January 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
As it fucking should be