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Mary Forrest
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Church of Deep Space Nine. Dog person. Cocktail person. I hate almost everything, but in a cute way.
Pinned
I love hamburgers.
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Trump just gave a commutation to David Gentile, a private equity executive who defrauded investors of $1.6B.

Meanwhile, Trump's regime has also scrapped enforcement actions against over 160 corporations accused of misconduct.

A new Golden Age for corporate criminals.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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This FBI “pulse check” report on the dept under Patel and Bongino is a mixed bag - the fibbies love having no more sensitivity training but many hate going on ICE raids and think leadership is weak - but this anecdote is clearly gold: K$H Patel wearing the traditional FBI Director’s ladies clothes.
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Who knew there was Move Along Home merch #ds9
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Personally, I think it's a bad thing when people in the government post AI images without disclosing that they're AI.

Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The number of ways this is disgraceful behavior from the Secretary of Defense is...a lot.

Service members do have a duty to refuse illegal orders

All Americans have a 1st Amendment right to say that out loud.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Holiday reminders:

- If someone has a new relationship, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone is pregnant and they want to share that, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone’s body has changed, they’re aware. You don’t need to point it out.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Reading articles online is hell. Hell, I tell you. The glut of visually abhorrent ads that you can’t unsee even if you scroll fast, especially when scrolling too fast can launch new windows of unwanted junk. The text lurching up and down as giant ad inserts load.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Asawin writes (in part): The fact that the he can proudly, repeatedly endorse the slaughter of 6 duly elected American politicians this week & have it register in our national consciousness & media not as a presidency-ending scandal but as just another Thursday, is a profound indictment of us all.
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You can’t spell “salacious” without Ryan Salacious Lizza.
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
TCM airing “A Face in the Crowd” this weekend is peak…something.
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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You couldn't do "Name a Hate Symbol" on Family Feud because 99% of the surveyed would say swastika. If a swastika isn't a hate symbol, nothing is a hate symbol.
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I am a lifelong, diehard Star Wars fan, as should be obvious by how much I hate it.
June 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I really can't stress how important it is for progressive and leftists to contend for school, library, water, etc etc boards. Hyper local involvement in our communities where we can actually influence lives.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m ready to join the class action lawsuit against grapes claiming to be seedless.
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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The New York Times quickly sending out Douthat to argue that Mamdani’s victory doesn’t really matter is so predictable it borders on self-parody.

Remember, folks: Every time the Right wins an election, it’s an undeniable expression of the will of the people. If a lefty wins, it’s just a blip.
Opinion | Mamdani’s Victory Is Less Significant Than You Think
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
There needs to be a Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes Sickos emoji.
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM