Dagoth Urlon Musk
@maruhkati.bsky.social
I virulently deny all rumors that Keening dealt my Muatra a mortal wound.
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Chargers picking off Jalen Hurts to end the game, ESPN broadcast and Monsters Inc broadcast together (Carter/Orlovsky audio)
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Chargers picking off Jalen Hurts to end the game, ESPN broadcast and Monsters Inc broadcast together (Carter/Orlovsky audio)
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Thinking about the positivity rabbit.
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Thinking about the positivity rabbit.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Mmmm, Santa juice
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Mmmm, Santa juice
Can't believe I'm saying this, but why are we taking Bones Hyland out of the game?
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Can't believe I'm saying this, but why are we taking Bones Hyland out of the game?
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jalen hurts having a worse game against the chargers than carson wentz, who died in that game
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
jalen hurts having a worse game against the chargers than carson wentz, who died in that game
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Jalen Hurts turns it over twice on one play, the Eagles fan reaction is classic
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Jalen Hurts turns it over twice on one play, the Eagles fan reaction is classic
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Some are calling this the most Wolves possession ever
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Some are calling this the most Wolves possession ever
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ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
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I don't know if folks who didn't grow up in the Christian church grasp how painfully clear the Bible is about treating all humans with dignity and respect. Jesus was like PRETEND THOSE PEOPLE ARE ME IF THAT HELPS.
And yet!
And yet!
Leviticus 19:33-34
New International Version
33 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.
New International Version
33 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don't know if folks who didn't grow up in the Christian church grasp how painfully clear the Bible is about treating all humans with dignity and respect. Jesus was like PRETEND THOSE PEOPLE ARE ME IF THAT HELPS.
And yet!
And yet!
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Not an honest hairline or human-looking human being in the room. People say “nightmare blunt rotation” but this is more “nightmare animatronic puppet band from defunct 1980s Midwest pizza joint that the mouth timing is shot on and the Happy Birthday track is warbly”.
you know it smells like old people makeup in there
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Not an honest hairline or human-looking human being in the room. People say “nightmare blunt rotation” but this is more “nightmare animatronic puppet band from defunct 1980s Midwest pizza joint that the mouth timing is shot on and the Happy Birthday track is warbly”.
You know it's good when the reporter has to reiterate that it is, in fact, actually happening.
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You know it's good when the reporter has to reiterate that it is, in fact, actually happening.
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I re-read this three times before I processed anything from it. What on Earth?
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I re-read this three times before I processed anything from it. What on Earth?
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This Packers team was built in a lab to lose 13-10 in the Divisional or Wild Card round.
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This Packers team was built in a lab to lose 13-10 in the Divisional or Wild Card round.
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Updated Rankings:
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Updated Rankings:
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
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capitalism is fuckin stupid, gang
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
capitalism is fuckin stupid, gang
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Fatal Fury comic by Mine Yoshizaki, from a 1994 Gamest Comics compilation.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Fatal Fury comic by Mine Yoshizaki, from a 1994 Gamest Comics compilation.
The Bills have just the right combination of skill and unmatched goofosity to make for consistently entertaining games.
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Bills have just the right combination of skill and unmatched goofosity to make for consistently entertaining games.
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I told her "yep, that's where I live" and she just rolled her eyes and walked away...
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I told her "yep, that's where I live" and she just rolled her eyes and walked away...
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I find the seemingly standard public education/reenactor phrase, "every Roman soldier was a [combat] engineer" more than a bit frustrating.
Every Roman soldier could be a *laborer.* The legions also had much higher status specialist engineers, the praefectus fabrum or architectus.
Different jobs!
Every Roman soldier could be a *laborer.* The legions also had much higher status specialist engineers, the praefectus fabrum or architectus.
Different jobs!
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I find the seemingly standard public education/reenactor phrase, "every Roman soldier was a [combat] engineer" more than a bit frustrating.
Every Roman soldier could be a *laborer.* The legions also had much higher status specialist engineers, the praefectus fabrum or architectus.
Different jobs!
Every Roman soldier could be a *laborer.* The legions also had much higher status specialist engineers, the praefectus fabrum or architectus.
Different jobs!
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During ratification of the 14th Amendment, senators discussed whether the Citizenship Clause would apply to the children of immigrants and resoundingly concluded that it did. The text and history all point in one direction and the counter-arguments are patently fraudulent. I am going to lose my mind
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
During ratification of the 14th Amendment, senators discussed whether the Citizenship Clause would apply to the children of immigrants and resoundingly concluded that it did. The text and history all point in one direction and the counter-arguments are patently fraudulent. I am going to lose my mind