marty, preschool rockstar
@martyl.bsky.social
I write music and teach tiny humans as Preschool Rockstar. Public school advocate. North Carolina is my home, Mississippi was my raising. Guns are stupid. Everyone deserves housing and healthcare. @canape on the bird. she/her
Well. I made it as far as “Thank you very much.” Grabbed that remote before he could say another word. Donald could be reading a grocery list and his voice would still make me vomit.
March 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Well. I made it as far as “Thank you very much.” Grabbed that remote before he could say another word. Donald could be reading a grocery list and his voice would still make me vomit.
Oh hi. I did a thing last week. My album was released, and I would love y’all to give it a listen. A save. A share. Let me know what you think. open.spotify.com/album/7tNsoH...
Tiny Humans, Big World
Preschool Rockstar · Album · 2025 · 10 songs
open.spotify.com
March 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh hi. I did a thing last week. My album was released, and I would love y’all to give it a listen. A save. A share. Let me know what you think. open.spotify.com/album/7tNsoH...
Quick reminder that you will never remember any of the passwords you set. Nor will you remember where you stored them. Nor will you be able to tell if you typed something wrong or if you just forgot your password which you didn’t record anywhere.
February 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Quick reminder that you will never remember any of the passwords you set. Nor will you remember where you stored them. Nor will you be able to tell if you typed something wrong or if you just forgot your password which you didn’t record anywhere.
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If you are on the list of over 60,000 NC citizens whose legitimate votes are being challenged by the losing candidate in the NC Supreme Court race come join us. (Find out if you are on the list here -> terrymah.github.io/challenge/ ) Build alliances, dance & organize! tickets.venuepilot.com/e/128941
February 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If you are on the list of over 60,000 NC citizens whose legitimate votes are being challenged by the losing candidate in the NC Supreme Court race come join us. (Find out if you are on the list here -> terrymah.github.io/challenge/ ) Build alliances, dance & organize! tickets.venuepilot.com/e/128941
Shaboozy and the Nerds was my favorite commercial. I’m not going to eat that nastiness, but I liked his take on it’s a wonderful world and the colors were pretty.
February 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Shaboozy and the Nerds was my favorite commercial. I’m not going to eat that nastiness, but I liked his take on it’s a wonderful world and the colors were pretty.
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We need a song for our Jesus ad.
How about Personal Jesus?
What’s it about?
No idea I just read the title.
Ok go with it.
How about Personal Jesus?
What’s it about?
No idea I just read the title.
Ok go with it.
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We need a song for our Jesus ad.
How about Personal Jesus?
What’s it about?
No idea I just read the title.
Ok go with it.
How about Personal Jesus?
What’s it about?
No idea I just read the title.
Ok go with it.
I just can’t. I love him.
Breaking News: Tom Robbins, whose comic novels drew a cult following by blending pop philosophy and absurdist comedy, has died at 92.
Tom Robbins, Whose Comic Novels Drew a Cult Following, Dies at 92
He blended pop philosophy and absurdist comedy in best-selling books like “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues” and “Skinny Legs and All.”
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I just can’t. I love him.
When your religion needs a PR boost, it might be time to rethink religion.
Imagine if any other religion had a commercial for their religion during the Super Bowl or like ever.
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When your religion needs a PR boost, it might be time to rethink religion.
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The horrors persist but so do--
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
February 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The horrors persist but so do--
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
Papa: What’s that car he’s standing on?
Papa: Who’s this guy?
Papa: What’s that? Samuel L Jackson?
Papa: This makes no sense at all.
To be fair, he says that last one every year.
Papa: Who’s this guy?
Papa: What’s that? Samuel L Jackson?
Papa: This makes no sense at all.
To be fair, he says that last one every year.
February 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Papa: What’s that car he’s standing on?
Papa: Who’s this guy?
Papa: What’s that? Samuel L Jackson?
Papa: This makes no sense at all.
To be fair, he says that last one every year.
Papa: Who’s this guy?
Papa: What’s that? Samuel L Jackson?
Papa: This makes no sense at all.
To be fair, he says that last one every year.
Chris: Mahomes is on drugs
Papa: You’re on drugs
Chris: No I’m not.
Papa: Well I’m on drugs. Lots of them.
Papa: You’re on drugs
Chris: No I’m not.
Papa: Well I’m on drugs. Lots of them.
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Chris: Mahomes is on drugs
Papa: You’re on drugs
Chris: No I’m not.
Papa: Well I’m on drugs. Lots of them.
Papa: You’re on drugs
Chris: No I’m not.
Papa: Well I’m on drugs. Lots of them.
And now I’m crying.
“It's never too late to have a happy childhood.”
Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker.
Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker.
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
And now I’m crying.
We are now watching the Super Bowl in Spanish. I don’t know why. It suddenly got so much better.
February 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
We are now watching the Super Bowl in Spanish. I don’t know why. It suddenly got so much better.
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There is a Tom Robbins-sized hole in the world. Go eat your beets and laugh at the fascists, y'all.
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
There is a Tom Robbins-sized hole in the world. Go eat your beets and laugh at the fascists, y'all.
West Virginia West Virginia
Land of homes we can buy
Mobile, Colonial, Farmhouse delights
If you’re lucky, your neighbor will be Jesco White.
Land of homes we can buy
Mobile, Colonial, Farmhouse delights
If you’re lucky, your neighbor will be Jesco White.
Write another song about West Virginia challenge
February 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
West Virginia West Virginia
Land of homes we can buy
Mobile, Colonial, Farmhouse delights
If you’re lucky, your neighbor will be Jesco White.
Land of homes we can buy
Mobile, Colonial, Farmhouse delights
If you’re lucky, your neighbor will be Jesco White.
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Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.
Leave it to Nestle to make the most disgusting commercial I’ve ever seen. No tongues. No.
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Leave it to Nestle to make the most disgusting commercial I’ve ever seen. No tongues. No.
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For a second there I was so sure that was going to be an ad selling West Virginia as the one state you can afford to actually buy a house
February 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
For a second there I was so sure that was going to be an ad selling West Virginia as the one state you can afford to actually buy a house
Kevin: Jesus has got a lot of commercials these days. And I don’t think he understands Depeche Mode.
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Kevin: Jesus has got a lot of commercials these days. And I don’t think he understands Depeche Mode.
More on John Denver
Papa: What did he do? Crash his plane?
Kevin: Yes. Died in a plane crash
Papa: John Travolta was a pilot too.
Kevin: He’s still alive. Still a pilot.
Papa: What did he do? Crash his plane?
Kevin: Yes. Died in a plane crash
Papa: John Travolta was a pilot too.
Kevin: He’s still alive. Still a pilot.
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
More on John Denver
Papa: What did he do? Crash his plane?
Kevin: Yes. Died in a plane crash
Papa: John Travolta was a pilot too.
Kevin: He’s still alive. Still a pilot.
Papa: What did he do? Crash his plane?
Kevin: Yes. Died in a plane crash
Papa: John Travolta was a pilot too.
Kevin: He’s still alive. Still a pilot.
Kevin: Nobody remembers John Denver anymore
Papa: He hasn’t done anything in a long time. Put nothing out.
Kevin: That’s because he’s dead.
Papa: He hasn’t done anything in a long time. Put nothing out.
Kevin: That’s because he’s dead.
February 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Kevin: Nobody remembers John Denver anymore
Papa: He hasn’t done anything in a long time. Put nothing out.
Kevin: That’s because he’s dead.
Papa: He hasn’t done anything in a long time. Put nothing out.
Kevin: That’s because he’s dead.
I'm so happy for my friend @staceypeasley.bsky.social She was glowing on the Grammy stage with @luckydiaz.bsky.social as Lucky Diaz and the Family Jam Band accepted the Grammy for Best Children's Album.
Congratulations!!!!!!!!
Congratulations!!!!!!!!
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'm so happy for my friend @staceypeasley.bsky.social She was glowing on the Grammy stage with @luckydiaz.bsky.social as Lucky Diaz and the Family Jam Band accepted the Grammy for Best Children's Album.
Congratulations!!!!!!!!
Congratulations!!!!!!!!