MartinLauffer
@martinlauffer.bsky.social
Retirement has made me lazy🥱. I apologize for the salty language. Of course I voted for Harris-Walz. Conservative Democrat. Nonviolent protest. Use your brain, use the law, use the courts. Educate and litigate. Citizens United is their Achilles heel.
Oh no…sounds like MTG is experiencing a little “buyer’s remorse.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh no…sounds like MTG is experiencing a little “buyer’s remorse.”
Corporal : why are we picking a fight in our own backyard?
Gunnery Sergeant: fuck if I know…
Gunnery Sergeant: fuck if I know…
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Corporal : why are we picking a fight in our own backyard?
Gunnery Sergeant: fuck if I know…
Gunnery Sergeant: fuck if I know…
Somebody’s gonna get fired…
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Somebody’s gonna get fired…
Fuck it, push him to the edge…make him blow a seal…
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Fuck it, push him to the edge…make him blow a seal…
After a stringent review of Trump’s cranial MRI, his doctor determined that there was absolutely no there, there…
Which explains a lot…
Which explains a lot…
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
After a stringent review of Trump’s cranial MRI, his doctor determined that there was absolutely no there, there…
Which explains a lot…
Which explains a lot…
Late night is going to have a field day…
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Late night is going to have a field day…
Quick…Trump is getting bored…get him on the golf course…
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Quick…Trump is getting bored…get him on the golf course…
And we want to attack Venezuela, why?
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
And we want to attack Venezuela, why?
When you have no other marketable skill…just fling shit into the air…
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
When you have no other marketable skill…just fling shit into the air…
She is an embarrassment…
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
She is an embarrassment…
Quite the sales pitch…
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Quite the sales pitch…
So that’s how she rolls…
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
So that’s how she rolls…
This guy is the loosest cannon on the government payroll…
It’s only a matter of time before he completely implodes…
The only question is…
Who will he take with him…
It’s only a matter of time before he completely implodes…
The only question is…
Who will he take with him…
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This guy is the loosest cannon on the government payroll…
It’s only a matter of time before he completely implodes…
The only question is…
Who will he take with him…
It’s only a matter of time before he completely implodes…
The only question is…
Who will he take with him…
Honor still exists in the hearts of many Americans…
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Honor still exists in the hearts of many Americans…
When journalists cower in fear, the death of Democracy is not long to follow…
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When journalists cower in fear, the death of Democracy is not long to follow…
There is no place that is safe from nature’s fury. Welcome to the wide, wide, world of climate change…
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There is no place that is safe from nature’s fury. Welcome to the wide, wide, world of climate change…