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I cant wait to perform my workshop about the power of integrity at the Riyadh comedy festival!
October 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Martin Bearne (BBC Scotland, BBC Radio Scotland) jokes himself better. Struggling by with only outrageous one-liners to show for it, can broken funny-man Martin make his therapist laugh? What happens when a pull back-and-reveal joke, reveals too much?
May 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com/product/diar... TWO volumes of diary comics are now available for pre-order in my shop. This is NOT my memoir (that will be published by someone besides me) this is diary comics! I'm so proud of myself for having enough of them to fill a couple books. Who wants a copy!
Diary Comics Vol.1
A collection of daily life comics. Paperback Comic Book Size: US Standard (9" x 12") - Portrait Staple, Full-color printing, 55+ pages,...
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March 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
In last night’s performance I explored toxic masculinity within the confine of a heteronormative narrative which involved a lot of primal screaming while covered in oil, To the horror of the guests and fellow cast members at the after dinner murder mystery event.
February 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I tried to be a bus driver once but the driver got back on before I could set off.
February 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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the first bite of a cheeseburger determines where the front of it is.
February 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Got a valentine's day card for my special lady. Then me and my therapist talked about boundaries
February 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hey! Did you know that you can buy two-for-one tickets for a wide variety of Glasgow Comedy Festival shows from midnight tonight until 11.59pm on Tuesday 11th February? Because you can!

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February 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My mum was a stay at home narcissist
February 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I recently farted and got an erection during a massage. Sadly this caused me to be sacked from the health spa.
January 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I just ate someone who got called up from the audience during a magic show. I am on a plant based diet.
January 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A friend told me to exercise religiously. So now when I use the treadmill I do it dressed as a priest.
January 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I have written a play I think is very funny, here is the info

Van Winkle - West End, Glasgow G3 7NG Saturday 15 March 2025 Doors Open: 17:25 Starts: 17:4
January 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The years not started yet last week was a practice run.
January 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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books are art. posts are art. life is art. everything is art
January 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My girlfriend got to in to transformers. She just became a totally different person.
January 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Robots and AI are going to take over, thats why I say goodnight to the Internet.
January 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I should've been asleep two hours ago but I love to make poor life decisions
January 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Got a message from Uber eats saying “try something new” so I downloaded deliveroo.
January 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
if your mum was a whale she would be a sperm one.
January 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Bought a book on how to deal with paranoia. I don't think anyone saw me.
January 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
is the word still open? I think its Monday!
December 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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I Got a book on OCD it’s great I can’t put it down (or my family will die)
December 24, 2024 at 10:03 PM