Martin B
@martinb8.bsky.social
Helps people make software for people. Scottish. Loves music of various volume and intensity. Fitba. Got married to No. 2 in The Village. He/Him.
Opinions = personal and all that jazz.
Opinions = personal and all that jazz.
Oh and this too. I thought they were going to be a grunge thing. They were not.
October 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh and this too. I thought they were going to be a grunge thing. They were not.
Hard not to read this as as anything other than “It appears over half the people that live in the UK are arseholes”.
Pretty depressing.
Pretty depressing.
August 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Hard not to read this as as anything other than “It appears over half the people that live in the UK are arseholes”.
Pretty depressing.
Pretty depressing.
Honestly, I can’t even begin to imagine what would have made you think that…
August 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Honestly, I can’t even begin to imagine what would have made you think that…
Has everyone at Sky News been drinking!?
August 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Has everyone at Sky News been drinking!?
I mean, where do you even start with this?
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I mean, where do you even start with this?
Sorry, the world wide whit?
When I went on the computer the only thing it was connected to was one of these…
When I went on the computer the only thing it was connected to was one of these…
May 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Sorry, the world wide whit?
When I went on the computer the only thing it was connected to was one of these…
When I went on the computer the only thing it was connected to was one of these…
Ace your next performance review at work, with this ONE tip:
May 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Ace your next performance review at work, with this ONE tip:
Ah well, it was good while it lasted. See you next summer.
May 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Ah well, it was good while it lasted. See you next summer.
Have you been getting it to write your marketing emails, perchance?
May 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Have you been getting it to write your marketing emails, perchance?
The best bit about working from home. Lunch out the back, in the sun, with this lovable daftie for company.
April 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The best bit about working from home. Lunch out the back, in the sun, with this lovable daftie for company.
Ahh, there’s a special place in hell reserved for those idle hands that occupy themselves during workshops by doing the ‘concertina-thing’ with your post its…
April 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Ahh, there’s a special place in hell reserved for those idle hands that occupy themselves during workshops by doing the ‘concertina-thing’ with your post its…
Beautiful afternoon in Glasgow. Sat down outside Mono for a pint in the sunshine…
Imagine my horror when I realise the vintage clothes shop next door has burgled my house and has the entire contents of my wardrobe up for sale…
Imagine my horror when I realise the vintage clothes shop next door has burgled my house and has the entire contents of my wardrobe up for sale…
April 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Beautiful afternoon in Glasgow. Sat down outside Mono for a pint in the sunshine…
Imagine my horror when I realise the vintage clothes shop next door has burgled my house and has the entire contents of my wardrobe up for sale…
Imagine my horror when I realise the vintage clothes shop next door has burgled my house and has the entire contents of my wardrobe up for sale…
Guided By Voices going all-in on the “Guided By Voices’ song-title” thing.
January 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Guided By Voices going all-in on the “Guided By Voices’ song-title” thing.
Yeah, Andrew would definitely remember, if one of the kids had ordered this.
January 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Yeah, Andrew would definitely remember, if one of the kids had ordered this.
David Yow definitely more sensibly dressed than he was in Glasgow…
January 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
David Yow definitely more sensibly dressed than he was in Glasgow…
Managed to bring back some kind of winter vomiting bug from Tenerife. Remember when it used to just ne 400 B&H and one of these.
January 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Managed to bring back some kind of winter vomiting bug from Tenerife. Remember when it used to just ne 400 B&H and one of these.
"I’m driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see their faces.”
December 21, 2024 at 3:15 PM
"I’m driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see their faces.”
Sky Cinema advertising their festive lineup with a compendium of clips from the likes of Elf, ET, Wonka, Home Alone and this…
Cos nothing says Family Christmas like Taxi Driver.
Cos nothing says Family Christmas like Taxi Driver.
December 1, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Sky Cinema advertising their festive lineup with a compendium of clips from the likes of Elf, ET, Wonka, Home Alone and this…
Cos nothing says Family Christmas like Taxi Driver.
Cos nothing says Family Christmas like Taxi Driver.
Tropical Fuck Storm @ Stereo.
60 mins of ragged psychedelic rock finished off with a bit of Sabbath and the Bee Gees.
60 mins of ragged psychedelic rock finished off with a bit of Sabbath and the Bee Gees.
November 17, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Tropical Fuck Storm @ Stereo.
60 mins of ragged psychedelic rock finished off with a bit of Sabbath and the Bee Gees.
60 mins of ragged psychedelic rock finished off with a bit of Sabbath and the Bee Gees.
Kneecap @ Glasgow Barrowlands.
Mix of North Curve and West End on a Saturday night. Believe the hype.
Mix of North Curve and West End on a Saturday night. Believe the hype.
November 16, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Kneecap @ Glasgow Barrowlands.
Mix of North Curve and West End on a Saturday night. Believe the hype.
Mix of North Curve and West End on a Saturday night. Believe the hype.
Oh piss off, Telegraph.
October 12, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Oh piss off, Telegraph.
It’s OK, I think they’re dolphins.
Now we all want to go.
Now we all want to go.
September 15, 2024 at 4:02 PM
It’s OK, I think they’re dolphins.
Now we all want to go.
Now we all want to go.