Martha Kelly
@marthakelly.bsky.social
You might know me from stand up, Baskets, Euphoria, or calling people cunts on Twitter. Sorry.
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My daughter is 15, a child with a baby face whom I won’t even put in an Uber by herself. Just utterly disgusting from the same people who have spent years demonizing trans people as predators for daring even to exist. What are we even doing right now?
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My daughter is 15, a child with a baby face whom I won’t even put in an Uber by herself. Just utterly disgusting from the same people who have spent years demonizing trans people as predators for daring even to exist. What are we even doing right now?
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Him: “You don’t understand men or women. Women enjoy being with older men”
Me: “These weren’t women they were children”
Him: “Wrong. They were young women, little women, junior women”
Stop defending raping children. Stop changing the language.
Stop telling on yourselves
Me: “These weren’t women they were children”
Him: “Wrong. They were young women, little women, junior women”
Stop defending raping children. Stop changing the language.
Stop telling on yourselves
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Him: “You don’t understand men or women. Women enjoy being with older men”
Me: “These weren’t women they were children”
Him: “Wrong. They were young women, little women, junior women”
Stop defending raping children. Stop changing the language.
Stop telling on yourselves
Me: “These weren’t women they were children”
Him: “Wrong. They were young women, little women, junior women”
Stop defending raping children. Stop changing the language.
Stop telling on yourselves
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
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Everyone is saying Epstein this and Epstein that, but no one is saying worship this and Jericho that
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Everyone is saying Epstein this and Epstein that, but no one is saying worship this and Jericho that
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NEW: Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while also removing apps designed to warn communities about ICE officials.
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
NEW: Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while also removing apps designed to warn communities about ICE officials.
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
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It would be funny if he truth social’d “chat am I cooked”
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It would be funny if he truth social’d “chat am I cooked”
Unfortunately I love Starbucks so I will not enjoy boycotting them for the duration of the strike but I will do it. POWER TO THE PEOPLE
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Unfortunately I love Starbucks so I will not enjoy boycotting them for the duration of the strike but I will do it. POWER TO THE PEOPLE
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
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Local media is calling it: Katie Wilson will be the next mayor of Seattle.
Wilson ousts Mayor Bruce Harrell after running as a progressive challenger.
Her win is a west coast companion to Mamdani’s as a statement victory for the left.
Wilson ousts Mayor Bruce Harrell after running as a progressive challenger.
Her win is a west coast companion to Mamdani’s as a statement victory for the left.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Local media is calling it: Katie Wilson will be the next mayor of Seattle.
Wilson ousts Mayor Bruce Harrell after running as a progressive challenger.
Her win is a west coast companion to Mamdani’s as a statement victory for the left.
Wilson ousts Mayor Bruce Harrell after running as a progressive challenger.
Her win is a west coast companion to Mamdani’s as a statement victory for the left.
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
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A reminder that the Epstein files aren't a distraction from the oligarchy. They're an integral part of it.
A reminder: The perpetrators in the Epstein files are Oligarchs, and so are the ones protecting them.
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A reminder that the Epstein files aren't a distraction from the oligarchy. They're an integral part of it.
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DO NOT CLICK THE LINK… EVER
Do they think I’m John Bolton?
Do they think I’m John Bolton?
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK… EVER
Do they think I’m John Bolton?
Do they think I’m John Bolton?
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A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there
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Every time I look away my cat is replaced by a different but identical cat
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Every time I look away my cat is replaced by a different but identical cat
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Imo, the end of this post is a big part of the problem: political parties should “serve” not “rule” the country
The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Imo, the end of this post is a big part of the problem: political parties should “serve” not “rule” the country
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Politicians who change parties after election should have to win a special election to keep their seat. Let the voters decide.
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Politicians who change parties after election should have to win a special election to keep their seat. Let the voters decide.
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Probably because it's too good
Oof
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably because it's too good
Why are you guys negging me by refusing to make this go viral
Say what you want about human beings but what other species will take the time to sing Eye of the Tiger to literal tigers?
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When she starts singing at the end 🥹❤️🩹 Merci @Refuge de l’Arche pour l’accueil 🫶 #animal #animals #tiger #tigers
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November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why are you guys negging me by refusing to make this go viral
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
Say what you want about human beings but what other species will take the time to sing Eye of the Tiger to literal tigers?
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM7pqMq5/
When she starts singing at the end 🥹❤️🩹 Merci @Refuge de l’Arche pour l’accueil 🫶 #animal #animals #tiger #tigers
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November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Say what you want about human beings but what other species will take the time to sing Eye of the Tiger to literal tigers?
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM7pqMq5/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM7pqMq5/