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I would rather be an honest fool than a polished liar.
That's the whole philosophy. Everything else is just practice.
Started a new thing called The Honest Fool. Weekly field notes on staying human in an absurd world. 🧵
That's the whole philosophy. Everything else is just practice.
Started a new thing called The Honest Fool. Weekly field notes on staying human in an absurd world. 🧵
Are You Free? Can You Disconnect?
Field Notes from a Barrel #6
open.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A year after our dog Wally died, my daughter asked: "Does God cook bacon?" I had no answer. Not because it's ridiculous, but because she was asking something I'd stopped questioning the moment I gave her "dogs go to heaven."
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A year after our dog Wally died, my daughter asked: "Does God cook bacon?" I had no answer. Not because it's ridiculous, but because she was asking something I'd stopped questioning the moment I gave her "dogs go to heaven."
My son was stacking blocks yesterday. Stack them up, knock them down, repeat. He wasn't trying to win. He was just doing it because he wanted to. That's not success. That's just living.
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My son was stacking blocks yesterday. Stack them up, knock them down, repeat. He wasn't trying to win. He was just doing it because he wanted to. That's not success. That's just living.
Field Notes from a Barrel #4 just dropped: "When Did We Stop Playing?"
Took my kids to a waterfall. They played in the water; Thor's Hammer, mermaids, tag.
I encouraged them from the shore: "Get wet! That's what the extra clothes are for!"
Took my kids to a waterfall. They played in the water; Thor's Hammer, mermaids, tag.
I encouraged them from the shore: "Get wet! That's what the extra clothes are for!"
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Field Notes from a Barrel #4 just dropped: "When Did We Stop Playing?"
Took my kids to a waterfall. They played in the water; Thor's Hammer, mermaids, tag.
I encouraged them from the shore: "Get wet! That's what the extra clothes are for!"
Took my kids to a waterfall. They played in the water; Thor's Hammer, mermaids, tag.
I encouraged them from the shore: "Get wet! That's what the extra clothes are for!"
Mock Systems, Not Souls
On reclaiming satire as an act of compassion
medium.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Mock systems, not souls.
That's the difference between satire and sadism.
New Field Notes from the Barrel 🧵
That's the difference between satire and sadism.
New Field Notes from the Barrel 🧵
October 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Mock systems, not souls.
That's the difference between satire and sadism.
New Field Notes from the Barrel 🧵
That's the difference between satire and sadism.
New Field Notes from the Barrel 🧵
Most people have opinions about stuff that doesn’t matter to them at all.
We don’t form opinions anymore. We shop for them.
New essay: We Don’t Have Opinions; We Just Pick Up the Ones on Sale.
Link: open.substack.com/pub/honestfo...
#TheHonestFool #AbsurdCynicism #Philosophy
We don’t form opinions anymore. We shop for them.
New essay: We Don’t Have Opinions; We Just Pick Up the Ones on Sale.
Link: open.substack.com/pub/honestfo...
#TheHonestFool #AbsurdCynicism #Philosophy
We Don't Have Opinions; We Just Pick Up the Ones on Sale
Field Notes from a Barrel, No. 2
open.substack.com
October 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Most people have opinions about stuff that doesn’t matter to them at all.
We don’t form opinions anymore. We shop for them.
New essay: We Don’t Have Opinions; We Just Pick Up the Ones on Sale.
Link: open.substack.com/pub/honestfo...
#TheHonestFool #AbsurdCynicism #Philosophy
We don’t form opinions anymore. We shop for them.
New essay: We Don’t Have Opinions; We Just Pick Up the Ones on Sale.
Link: open.substack.com/pub/honestfo...
#TheHonestFool #AbsurdCynicism #Philosophy
Most people have opinions about stuff that doesn't matter to them at all.
We don't form opinions anymore. We shop for them.
New essay: "We Don't Have Opinions; We Just Pick Up the Ones on Sale" 🧵
We don't form opinions anymore. We shop for them.
New essay: "We Don't Have Opinions; We Just Pick Up the Ones on Sale" 🧵
October 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Most people have opinions about stuff that doesn't matter to them at all.
We don't form opinions anymore. We shop for them.
New essay: "We Don't Have Opinions; We Just Pick Up the Ones on Sale" 🧵
We don't form opinions anymore. We shop for them.
New essay: "We Don't Have Opinions; We Just Pick Up the Ones on Sale" 🧵
I would rather be an honest fool than a polished liar.
That's the whole philosophy. Everything else is just practice.
Started a new thing called The Honest Fool. Weekly field notes on staying human in an absurd world. 🧵
That's the whole philosophy. Everything else is just practice.
Started a new thing called The Honest Fool. Weekly field notes on staying human in an absurd world. 🧵
October 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I would rather be an honest fool than a polished liar.
That's the whole philosophy. Everything else is just practice.
Started a new thing called The Honest Fool. Weekly field notes on staying human in an absurd world. 🧵
That's the whole philosophy. Everything else is just practice.
Started a new thing called The Honest Fool. Weekly field notes on staying human in an absurd world. 🧵
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This is something we can all do.👇🏼
File a complaint with the FL and DC Bar to have Pam Bondi disbarred for not complying with the 9-0 Supreme Court ruling to return Mr. Garcia from El Salvador.
File a complaint with the FL and DC Bar to have Pam Bondi disbarred for not complying with the 9-0 Supreme Court ruling to return Mr. Garcia from El Salvador.
April 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is something we can all do.👇🏼
File a complaint with the FL and DC Bar to have Pam Bondi disbarred for not complying with the 9-0 Supreme Court ruling to return Mr. Garcia from El Salvador.
File a complaint with the FL and DC Bar to have Pam Bondi disbarred for not complying with the 9-0 Supreme Court ruling to return Mr. Garcia from El Salvador.
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Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
April 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
@alyankovic.bsky.social
Hello, I am a big fan of your music and I was wondering what is your favorite parody and non parody song that you wrote? I love UHF and Midnight Star.
Hello, I am a big fan of your music and I was wondering what is your favorite parody and non parody song that you wrote? I love UHF and Midnight Star.
April 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
@alyankovic.bsky.social
Hello, I am a big fan of your music and I was wondering what is your favorite parody and non parody song that you wrote? I love UHF and Midnight Star.
Hello, I am a big fan of your music and I was wondering what is your favorite parody and non parody song that you wrote? I love UHF and Midnight Star.
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Elon Musk was raised in apartheid South Africa. He and his family observed, endorsed, and enjoyed apartheid.
Until the age of 18, Elon was completely immersed in a wildly racist, homophobic, whites-only culture. These were Elon’s formative years, and as a result, bigotry is firmly embedded in…
Until the age of 18, Elon was completely immersed in a wildly racist, homophobic, whites-only culture. These were Elon’s formative years, and as a result, bigotry is firmly embedded in…
February 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Elon Musk was raised in apartheid South Africa. He and his family observed, endorsed, and enjoyed apartheid.
Until the age of 18, Elon was completely immersed in a wildly racist, homophobic, whites-only culture. These were Elon’s formative years, and as a result, bigotry is firmly embedded in…
Until the age of 18, Elon was completely immersed in a wildly racist, homophobic, whites-only culture. These were Elon’s formative years, and as a result, bigotry is firmly embedded in…
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Federal health workers are expressing fear and alarm after a website called “DEI Watch List” published the photos, names and public information of a number of workers across health agencies, describing them as “targets.”
Federal health workers terrified after ‘DEI’ website publishes list of ‘targets’
The site calls out workers who have been involved with DEI initiatives. A majority are Black.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Federal health workers are expressing fear and alarm after a website called “DEI Watch List” published the photos, names and public information of a number of workers across health agencies, describing them as “targets.”
We need to file a class action lawsuit against Elmo and his cronies for violating or privacy rights and make them tell us in court how it's legal. I think 100 billion split between us all is fair.
#FuckTrump #MuskRat #IANAL
#FuckTrump #MuskRat #IANAL
February 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We need to file a class action lawsuit against Elmo and his cronies for violating or privacy rights and make them tell us in court how it's legal. I think 100 billion split between us all is fair.
#FuckTrump #MuskRat #IANAL
#FuckTrump #MuskRat #IANAL
Isn't it ironic that MAGAts are mad that everyone is dead naming the Gulf of Mexico but think it's okay to do it to Trans people?
#TrumpSucks #Republicunts #Hypocrisy
#TrumpSucks #Republicunts #Hypocrisy
January 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Isn't it ironic that MAGAts are mad that everyone is dead naming the Gulf of Mexico but think it's okay to do it to Trans people?
#TrumpSucks #Republicunts #Hypocrisy
#TrumpSucks #Republicunts #Hypocrisy
How I feel today
December 26, 2024 at 5:13 PM
How I feel today
We treat the body rigorously, so that it's not disobedient to the mind.
December 4, 2024 at 1:27 PM
We treat the body rigorously, so that it's not disobedient to the mind.
A Minecraft movie? Really?
November 28, 2024 at 3:09 PM
A Minecraft movie? Really?
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November 22, 2024 at 3:58 AM
So #substack just sent me an article in my email from some one saying Alex Jones should sue the Sandy Hook families for attacking his freedom of speech.
What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is going on here?
#fuckAlexJones #unsubscribed
What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is going on here?
#fuckAlexJones #unsubscribed
November 22, 2024 at 9:10 PM
So #substack just sent me an article in my email from some one saying Alex Jones should sue the Sandy Hook families for attacking his freedom of speech.
What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is going on here?
#fuckAlexJones #unsubscribed
What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is going on here?
#fuckAlexJones #unsubscribed
