Andrew
@marshalldotpizza.bsky.social
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Oh no...these are happening. *Of course* it starts with Trump and "The Wharton School of Using the R-Word in Business Again"
"Palm Beach State College Institute for the Study of Climate Change as It Relates to Golf Course Profitability."
US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
1. Florida Intranational University 2. Johns Hopkins School of Remunerative Medicine 3. Facebook.edu/DeVry 4. Colorado School of Mines—Nuuk 5. Mich...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oh no...these are happening. *Of course* it starts with Trump and "The Wharton School of Using the R-Word in Business Again"
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In this Ohio diner, the parliamentarian still means George Clinton. But they do know this: Senate Republicans need to fire any and all pesky bureaucrats that try to stop them from tearing the roof off the motherfucker.
June 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
In this Ohio diner, the parliamentarian still means George Clinton. But they do know this: Senate Republicans need to fire any and all pesky bureaucrats that try to stop them from tearing the roof off the motherfucker.
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Lots of talk today about the demise of BlueSky. For whatever it's worth, it's been a boon to indie publishers like us. Twitter and Facebook have pretty much silenced us, so the engagement here has, and continues to be, wonderful.
June 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Lots of talk today about the demise of BlueSky. For whatever it's worth, it's been a boon to indie publishers like us. Twitter and Facebook have pretty much silenced us, so the engagement here has, and continues to be, wonderful.
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This is so good. KABAB.
GRAPE - Gift Received, Announced Pardon Early
PORK - Presidential Order Rewarding Kleptocracy
BACON - Barron Accepted, College Officially Normalized
MILK - Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy
MACKEREL - Musk Around: Conceal Ketamine, Ecstasy, Ritalin, Ephedrine, LSD
PORK - Presidential Order Rewarding Kleptocracy
BACON - Barron Accepted, College Officially Normalized
MILK - Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy
MACKEREL - Musk Around: Conceal Ketamine, Ecstasy, Ritalin, Ephedrine, LSD
Other Trump White House Food Acronyms
“The term ‘TACO,’ short for Trump Always Chickens Out, has been used to describe how markets tumble on the president’s tariff threats, then rebound...
buff.ly
May 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is so good. KABAB.
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"MILK - Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy". 🥛
Maybe I'll start using this. 🤣 When the world feels like a dumpster fire, sarcasm is self-care. ❤️
#EpiSky #IDSky
Maybe I'll start using this. 🤣 When the world feels like a dumpster fire, sarcasm is self-care. ❤️
#EpiSky #IDSky
Other Trump White House Food Acronyms
“The term ‘TACO,’ short for Trump Always Chickens Out, has been used to describe how markets tumble on the president’s tariff threats, then rebound...
www.mcsweeneys.net
May 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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McSweeney's has been doing marvelous work!
GRAPE - Gift Received, Announced Pardon Early
PORK - Presidential Order Rewarding Kleptocracy
BACON - Barron Accepted, College Officially Normalized
MILK - Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy
MACKEREL - Musk Around: Conceal Ketamine, Ecstasy, Ritalin, Ephedrine, LSD
PORK - Presidential Order Rewarding Kleptocracy
BACON - Barron Accepted, College Officially Normalized
MILK - Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy
MACKEREL - Musk Around: Conceal Ketamine, Ecstasy, Ritalin, Ephedrine, LSD
Other Trump White House Food Acronyms
“The term ‘TACO,’ short for Trump Always Chickens Out, has been used to describe how markets tumble on the president’s tariff threats, then rebound...
buff.ly
May 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
McSweeney's has been doing marvelous work!
Our earlier draft successfully used "K-Hole" in an acronym, but we decided it was too dark. Making fun of Musk should be joyous!
GRAPE - Gift Received, Announced Pardon Early
PORK - Presidential Order Rewarding Kleptocracy
BACON - Barron Accepted, College Officially Normalized
MILK - Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy
MACKEREL - Musk Around: Conceal Ketamine, Ecstasy, Ritalin, Ephedrine, LSD
PORK - Presidential Order Rewarding Kleptocracy
BACON - Barron Accepted, College Officially Normalized
MILK - Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy
MACKEREL - Musk Around: Conceal Ketamine, Ecstasy, Ritalin, Ephedrine, LSD
Other Trump White House Food Acronyms
“The term ‘TACO,’ short for Trump Always Chickens Out, has been used to describe how markets tumble on the president’s tariff threats, then rebound...
buff.ly
May 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Our earlier draft successfully used "K-Hole" in an acronym, but we decided it was too dark. Making fun of Musk should be joyous!
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I mean.
"Palm Beach State College Institute for the Study of Climate Change as It Relates to Golf Course Profitability."
US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
1. Florida Intranational University 2. Johns Hopkins School of Remunerative Medicine 3. Facebook.edu/DeVry 4. Colorado School of Mines—Nuuk 5. Mich...
www.mcsweeneys.net
April 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I mean.
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They get it.
- Nestlé-Glaceau Institute for Public Fluoridation Research
- Caltech Jet Propulsion Laboratory: A Subsidiary of SpaceX
- The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
- Caltech Jet Propulsion Laboratory: A Subsidiary of SpaceX
- The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
1. Florida Intranational University 2. Johns Hopkins School of Remunerative Medicine 3. Facebook.edu/DeVry 4. Colorado School of Mines—Nuuk 5. Mich...
www.mcsweeneys.net
April 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
They get it.
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Amazing. McSweeney’s nails it again😂
14. Caltech Jet Propulsion Laboratory: A Subsidiary of SpaceX
15. The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
16. Georgetown Weaponized Law School
17. The Wharton School of Using the R-Word in Business Again
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/us-...
14. Caltech Jet Propulsion Laboratory: A Subsidiary of SpaceX
15. The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
16. Georgetown Weaponized Law School
17. The Wharton School of Using the R-Word in Business Again
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/us-...
US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
1. Florida Intranational University
2. Johns Hopkins School of Remunerative Medicine
3. Facebook.edu/DeVry
4. Colorado School of Mines—Nuuk
5. Mich...
www.mcsweeneys.net
April 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Amazing. McSweeney’s nails it again😂
14. Caltech Jet Propulsion Laboratory: A Subsidiary of SpaceX
15. The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
16. Georgetown Weaponized Law School
17. The Wharton School of Using the R-Word in Business Again
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/us-...
14. Caltech Jet Propulsion Laboratory: A Subsidiary of SpaceX
15. The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
16. Georgetown Weaponized Law School
17. The Wharton School of Using the R-Word in Business Again
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/us-...
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McSweeney's nails it. As always.
Among my favorites:
12. Penn State School of International but No Longer Our Affairs
15. The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
27. Texas Christian Nationalist University
Among my favorites:
12. Penn State School of International but No Longer Our Affairs
15. The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
27. Texas Christian Nationalist University
US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
1. Florida Intranational University
2. Johns Hopkins School of Remunerative Medicine
3. Facebook.edu/DeVry
4. Colorado School of Mines—Nuuk
5. Mich...
www.mcsweeneys.net
April 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
McSweeney's nails it. As always.
Among my favorites:
12. Penn State School of International but No Longer Our Affairs
15. The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
27. Texas Christian Nationalist University
Among my favorites:
12. Penn State School of International but No Longer Our Affairs
15. The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
27. Texas Christian Nationalist University
I wrote this for @mcsweeneys.net. You may want to check if your safety school made the list.
"Palm Beach State College Institute for the Study of Climate Change as It Relates to Golf Course Profitability."
US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
1. Florida Intranational University 2. Johns Hopkins School of Remunerative Medicine 3. Facebook.edu/DeVry 4. Colorado School of Mines—Nuuk 5. Mich...
www.mcsweeneys.net
April 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I wrote this for @mcsweeneys.net. You may want to check if your safety school made the list.
Feedback is, as they say, a gift. If any of my followers wish to provide feedback on this account, my DMs are open! What would you like to see more of? Less of?
April 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Feedback is, as they say, a gift. If any of my followers wish to provide feedback on this account, my DMs are open! What would you like to see more of? Less of?
I love my followers! 🙏
November 26, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I love my followers! 🙏
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