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marmaladerito.bsky.social
'Rito
@marmaladerito.bsky.social
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Past: Team Fortress 2, VR, Stanley Parable Deluxe
Present: Character sculptor maybe sort of
Future: Dirt, mushroom food
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This is the layout a sane gearstick has
A normal gearstick layout, like two H's that are snug up against each other so they're sharing the vertical in the middle
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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ok this is a super cool shifter, nice work

but

what the absolute fuck is this shape? completely unhinged design there, I'm sorry but that should be illegal
shifter slot that looks like blobby cornucopia shape or something
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Welcome back Nintendo Gamecube
Promo image of the new Steam Machine, which is a gaming computer in a black cube form factor. Literally a game cube.
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Ok grandpa, let's get you into bed
A man helping an older man walk with a zimmer frame
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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"What's going on" with "I'm in this photo and don't like it" checked
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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good
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Labour recently:
classic banger tweet from InternetHippo "Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible"
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Hey what's up with all those JuMBOs?
Unsolved problem in astronomy ? What is the nature of JuMBOs? More unsolved problems in astronomy
October 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Weyland Yutani don't want you to know this
The eponymous Alien A beluga whale with someone pushing their hand into their melon, which resembles the Alien's forehead, to show that it's squishy
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Check out this sick gourd I got

Post your best gouds!
A hand holding a decorative gourd that's about the same size as a cooking apple. It has two sections top and bottom divided by a knobbly division. The top section is a pale green, similar to a broad bean in colour. The bottom is a mottled mix of red and black, with the black being more towards the top and the red being more towards the base. All over both sections are small knobbly lumps
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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out of touch clowns tbh
“Labour has spent an absolute fortune on focus groups and polling to understand why some of their red wall voters are switching to Reform. But they’ve done nothing at all to address the much more serious threat from the left. They’re not even properly thinking about it. Another Labour source said the party was between a “rock and a hard place” on appealing to the right wing. “The reality is that there is still a socially conservative majority in the country and unless we deal with the issues like migration that they care about, we will have lost the next election anyway.
October 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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lol. lmao, even
User blocked by "Far right accounts"
October 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Alex's post but with all the words blanked out except "I don't like apps"
October 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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two panels of a man looking at an unseen person then looking down, holding is hand to his mouth with concern
October 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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if you ever want to kidnap me, your bait should look like this
Youtube thumbnail from the "ModernHillbilly" channel for a video called "The Tunnel | How It Started". The thumbnail itself shows a ditch in the ground which appears to be in the middle of the woods, very soily ground and leaf litter on the surface. It has the text "The Tunnel Pt1" at the top and is nearly 22 minutes long
October 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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2.7 million people: do not fucking do this
gov: we will tho

I hate it here
"Do not introduce Digital ID cards" petition with 2,754,837 signatures Government responded This response was given on 2 October 2025 We will introduce a digital ID within this Parliament to help tackle illegal migration, make accessing government services easier, and enable wider efficiencies. We will consult on details soon.
October 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Bracing for this outcome as this petition passes 2 million signatures
Hand drawn version of the petitions website with a petition "good thing please" with a hundred and twenty thousand signatures. The government responded "No." Original posted by @keyfor.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Love these little Tylenol creatures
Loading screen from the app Pikmin Bloom which is a painting of a bunch of Pikmin walking through the undergrowth. A yellow pikmin has an acorn, a white pikmin is on their hands and knees looking into a stream, and a blue and red pikmin look up at something unseen with their wide eyes in a look of terror or wonder or possibly even "no thoughts head empty"
September 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Characters whose wardrobes I would steal every item from in a heartbeat:
Cassian Andor, Jyn Erso (and K2SO) from Rogue One Luthen Rael and Bix Caleen from Andor Gaal Dornick from Foundation Christine Chapel from Strange New Worlds
September 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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you know how sometimes some trivial thing on social media really annoys you and there's no reasonable justification for it?

anyway, pic unrelated
the annoying singing bug from silksong
September 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Do not listen to the NYT propaganda
Crop of the day's connections puzzle with the first three tiles forming the short sentence "Donkey Kong Bad"
September 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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TFW they hit the spot
Severed demon head in kind of an "awww yeaahhhh pose"
September 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Second hand is fine! Landed these in Oxfam the other day, they're unworn!
A pair of BRIGHT orange shoes that look very futuristic, no laces, just big straps. The label attached says "Endura"
September 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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This is transphobic and homophobic against me, specifically

*for legal reasons I must point out that this is a joke
Crop from the quoted photo where the trans flag and pride flag merge, highlighting how the trans flag takes up one row of bricks extra compared to the pride flag. They've done the pride flag with 6 stripes of 4 bricks, making 24 and the trans flag as 5 stripes of 5 bricks, making 25. If they had the space for one extra brick per stripe in each design they would have matched perfectly at 30 bricks total. It looks like it would have been possible, however the final stripe of each design would be passing under the benches Mr Krabs' eye twitching involuntarily
September 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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grimsby saying "imagine"
August 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM