MARMALADE
marmafade.bsky.social
MARMALADE
@marmafade.bsky.social
Working class hero
Who up generaling they chicken
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Who up rasping they berries
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Who up watering they logs
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Who up lowering they interest rate
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Who up saagin they paneer? Not me. Cuz i out
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Who up hallowing they ween?
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Rocking out with my flock out 🐑 🐑 🐑 ahaha
October 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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fyi it’s also the season of the bitch
October 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Who up orange creaming they soda
October 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Who up eating they food
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Who up brisin' they ket
October 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Who up hyden they jekylls
October 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Who up suffering with they chronic illness?
October 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Who up Franken they stein
October 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Who up standardizing they system of weights and measure
September 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My stummy hurt
September 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Spent the day posting "do better" under photos of people's kids on Facebook
September 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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every poster whose skeets get read in court should be required to have a username that is this funny, at bare minimum
September 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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dr pepper is the scientist actually. you're thinking of dr pepper's monster
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM