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Selfish people don’t mourn what they miss.
They mourn what they can’t extract.
*honks clown nose*
They mourn what they can’t extract.
*honks clown nose*
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Selfish people don’t mourn what they miss.
They mourn what they can’t extract.
*honks clown nose*
They mourn what they can’t extract.
*honks clown nose*
Just a reminder that there’s plenty of fun to poke at the Bezos wedding without scrutinizing the appearance of women.
June 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Just a reminder that there’s plenty of fun to poke at the Bezos wedding without scrutinizing the appearance of women.
One of my threads posts is semi-viral and I feel nothing. Ommmmmmmmmmm
June 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
One of my threads posts is semi-viral and I feel nothing. Ommmmmmmmmmm
Too mature to post a picture of a jock strap stuck on a tree branch. Definitely immature enough to talk about it.
May 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Too mature to post a picture of a jock strap stuck on a tree branch. Definitely immature enough to talk about it.
Boebert is boycotting Harvard by burning the Harvard licensed baby tee she got from forever 21
May 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Boebert is boycotting Harvard by burning the Harvard licensed baby tee she got from forever 21
Who’s ever like, “I could really go for a Toblerone.”
May 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Who’s ever like, “I could really go for a Toblerone.”
New rabbi selected for the synagogue at Walnut and 7th in Greatneck.
*releases auditory plumes of klezmer music* 🎻 💨
*releases auditory plumes of klezmer music* 🎻 💨
May 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New rabbi selected for the synagogue at Walnut and 7th in Greatneck.
*releases auditory plumes of klezmer music* 🎻 💨
*releases auditory plumes of klezmer music* 🎻 💨
A-list actors doing commercials for credit cards and cruise lines is a recession indicator
May 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
A-list actors doing commercials for credit cards and cruise lines is a recession indicator
Did he clear his browser before he died
April 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Did he clear his browser before he died
Claire Kincaid appreciation post.
April 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Claire Kincaid appreciation post.
Tattoo removal from the tendon-y part of your wrist is great punishment for appropriating Sanskrit in my quest to be cool in my thirties.
April 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Tattoo removal from the tendon-y part of your wrist is great punishment for appropriating Sanskrit in my quest to be cool in my thirties.
Not rushing into my next relationship unless there’s promise of my partner putting lotion on my back each night. Hey we all have our kinks.
April 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Not rushing into my next relationship unless there’s promise of my partner putting lotion on my back each night. Hey we all have our kinks.
Black Mirror: Attack of the AI Dolls
April 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Black Mirror: Attack of the AI Dolls
Harvard is a rich-ass nepo baby. They can afford to do what they did.
April 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Harvard is a rich-ass nepo baby. They can afford to do what they did.
Wish they sold matzoh loosies.
April 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Wish they sold matzoh loosies.
Never forget that the most joyful episode of Black Mirror isn’t San Junipero but Nosedive bcs our protagonist frees herself from the shackles of conformity.
April 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Never forget that the most joyful episode of Black Mirror isn’t San Junipero but Nosedive bcs our protagonist frees herself from the shackles of conformity.
Need a blood transfusion after going around the lake like a good little Austinite. I think my Eastern European genes are not suited for the heat. That’s it.
a picture of a woman in the snow with the words hello winter
ALT: a picture of a woman in the snow with the words hello winter
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April 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Need a blood transfusion after going around the lake like a good little Austinite. I think my Eastern European genes are not suited for the heat. That’s it.
Sometimes I really resent the angel on my shoulder. 👿
April 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sometimes I really resent the angel on my shoulder. 👿
“You’re in therapy? Name three different trauma responses.”
April 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
“You’re in therapy? Name three different trauma responses.”
Hi Bluesky. What sassy sayings have I missed
April 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hi Bluesky. What sassy sayings have I missed
Why isn’t it called Ukrainia
April 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Why isn’t it called Ukrainia
A White Lotus spin off called Keeping Up with the Ratliffs.
April 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A White Lotus spin off called Keeping Up with the Ratliffs.
Bluesky is a lot like Costco to me. So many delicious things but overwhelming and I can only visit once a quarter.
April 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Bluesky is a lot like Costco to me. So many delicious things but overwhelming and I can only visit once a quarter.
Only way Joe Rogan can redeem himself is by completely repudiating Trump, his policies, Musk, white supremacy, the anti-vaccination movement, racism, LGBTQ hate, misogyny, and rape culture, and use 95% of his net worth to help the people hurt by Trump and his minions. Maybe sacrifice a thumb, too.
April 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Only way Joe Rogan can redeem himself is by completely repudiating Trump, his policies, Musk, white supremacy, the anti-vaccination movement, racism, LGBTQ hate, misogyny, and rape culture, and use 95% of his net worth to help the people hurt by Trump and his minions. Maybe sacrifice a thumb, too.