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Mark Schweitzer
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Retired Old-School Ad Guy, Writer & Historian; Book Designer/Publisher - Polymath of the lesser sort. Love architecture, sports, tech and whatever science I can comprehend. Akron native.
I think people around him are just slipping paper in front of this senile old bugger and telling him "this will allow (fill in the blank) and you will get credit" and he just signs off on it right before he dozes off again.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
There's a small thermostat dial you can use to turn it down/off. It's just hidden behind that 40oz. bottle of Colt 45 malt liquor you haven't finished yet.
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm waiting for "NCIS: Topeka" and "Chicago Animal Control."
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
As an old ad guy - it breaks a lot of rules and is a terrible commercial. A lot of people who have not used an LLM won't get it - the text is too small, moving and too hard to read over the background. Google's Gemini ad with the lost lamb plush toy is brilliant in comparison. Show, don't tell.
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Pondered this as I compared the series to "The Civil War" - just shows how far we've come over the past 30+ years. History isn't just about one group of people, it's about ALL people; different groups get affected in different ways. Recognizing this isn't "woke" - it's just telling the whole story.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wasn't expecting a lot, but found it profoundly introspective and calming. This is the life most people lead; filled with both sadness and beauty - yet fully known only to themselves.
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I still get laughs around the house when somebody needs a hand and I sing "HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAY.."

My favorite bad guys were the wolves in their zoot suits...
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Play calling is definitely not helping him, nor is the Offensive Line.
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Gutfeld is probably on the Epstein list too. Then again, as a true nobody - he probably wasn't important enough to be on it.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Domingo is so good in everything he does. I'd love to see him, Idris Elba and Denzel Washington play three brothers is some kind of movie. Any kind of movie, really.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The stuff they make today is crazy good. The cars are as pretty as diecast, and they stay on the track. You can even get digital sets that let you race multiple cars at once, change lanes, etc. Kids with video game coordination like 'em - I'm old school (and old) - too slow. 😁
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I started as a kid with Matchbox cars and Hot Wheels. About 20 years ago I started collecting 1:32 scale slot cars. Best thing about them is I can actually race them on my track.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just one more unserious person in this Administration...
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The thing is, if the Court rules against him and he has to give all the tariff money back - consumers will never get a refund.
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It's just as well he was a draft dodger. That's clearly not the guy you'd want next to you in a foxhole. 🤣😂🤣
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I've seen this guy's podcast slide across my YouTube feed a time or two - didn't have to listen to him for more than two or three minutes before I started thinking "Man...what a wheenis."
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Every time I hear this song I get a classic Todd Rundgren vibe. Great stuff.
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM