Mark Moseley
@markmoseley.bsky.social
Award-winning multi-platform storyteller and longtime Tw*tter user. This place seems nice.
When I went back in June there was a guy in line who was asking the pitmasters to autograph a t-shirt.
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
When I went back in June there was a guy in line who was asking the pitmasters to autograph a t-shirt.
Eh, I guess this was to be expected. I was hoping for something much more crass, honestly.
October 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Eh, I guess this was to be expected. I was hoping for something much more crass, honestly.
Over on the other site, this game is already over
October 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Over on the other site, this game is already over
It even got Sherman Klump in the mood to freak
September 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It even got Sherman Klump in the mood to freak
Yeah I suppose if you’re coming here to avoid Twitter then that’s what it is
September 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Yeah I suppose if you’re coming here to avoid Twitter then that’s what it is
Please enjoy my firstborn, Poppy. She says hi. ❤️
August 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Please enjoy my firstborn, Poppy. She says hi. ❤️
Pulled a Wadsworth on his ass
August 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Pulled a Wadsworth on his ass
The Rangers for most of 2025
August 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Rangers for most of 2025
Cooter’s Burgers, you say?
July 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Cooter’s Burgers, you say?
This is how MLB used to break ties in the All-Star Game
July 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This is how MLB used to break ties in the All-Star Game
It truly is wild that the Jim Downey bit became the prophetic text of our times
July 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It truly is wild that the Jim Downey bit became the prophetic text of our times
Me awkwardly trying to insert myself into a group conversation
July 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Me awkwardly trying to insert myself into a group conversation
Hey Norm! If you were on an ICE flight, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
July 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hey Norm! If you were on an ICE flight, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Hey New Yorkers! Are you tired of being able to walk anywhere?Buy a truck and come to Dallas! Instead of voting for a young mayor with fresh ideas, enjoy our Divorced Dad Energy king who doesn’t show up for work, lies all the time, and only cares about sports. Yeehaw! 🤠
June 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hey New Yorkers! Are you tired of being able to walk anywhere?Buy a truck and come to Dallas! Instead of voting for a young mayor with fresh ideas, enjoy our Divorced Dad Energy king who doesn’t show up for work, lies all the time, and only cares about sports. Yeehaw! 🤠
I saw this one on TikTok the other day and have probably watched it 100 times
June 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I saw this one on TikTok the other day and have probably watched it 100 times