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Mark Hensler
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Work in Auto Finance Industry.Major Michigan sports fan and all of Detroit sports including Tigers, Pistons, and Lions
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so his argument is that someone used an autopen to forge a private birthday card in 2003 to frame then real estate guy donald trump?
Burchett: I mean, anybody can do a signature. We’ve seen autopens used quite a bit. I’ve never known Trump to be much of an artist. I don’t buy it.

Raju: You think someone might have forged this?

Burchett: Yeah…
September 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Can't believe we have one of the absolute dumbest people in the world with no medical qualifications making decisions on who can get a vaccine
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Aug 28
"Politically engineered chaos is destabilizing the top of America's vital public health institutions," writes Stephen Collinson | Analysis https://cnn.it/4oVOkhv
August 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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“Superman is too woke!”

Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
July 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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University of Michigan professor Justin Wolfers updated the "TACO" acronym and expressed his concern about what could be about to happen.
Economist Cooks Up New Code Word For Trump Tariff Plans, Serves It With A Serious Warning
University of Michigan professor Justin Wolfers updated the "TACO" acronym and expressed his concern about what could be about to happen.
www.huffpost.com
July 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
There is nothing in the world this administration won't lie about even when video exists
This is a jaw-dropping lie. Check my feed for videos of ICE at Dodger Stadium trying to get into the parking lot and being blocked by the LAPD.
FWIW: ICE spokesperson tells HuffPost it "was never at Dodgers stadium, and thus never tried to gain access;" referring one of our reporters to Border Patrol
June 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation
April 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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So just to recap:

1. The reciprocal tariffs aren't reciprocal. The rates announced by Trump are unrelated to the tariffs charged by other countries.

Imports from Brazil, which imposes relatively high tariffs, will face lower rates than countries that impose little or no tariffs on US goods.
April 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Text STOP to stop receiving classified military operations.
March 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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here's today's post: "he’s so fucking stupid" — computers, how do they turn on?
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he’s so fucking stupid
computers, how do they turn on?
bit.ly
March 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Love that they are getting that national attention
March 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!
March 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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i just figured out there’s a special chat function at GOOD MOVIE 👀👀👀👀👀

it’s just a bunch of people who wanna talk about movies and make jokes and whatnot

oh man internet forums are so back

subscribe so you can be in it

goodmovie.substack.com
March 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Grocery prices are soaring.

Housing costs are skyrocketing.

Retirement savings are plummeting.

But Donald Trump thought today would be a good day to play car salesman.
March 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Repeat after me - this is the stupidest possible way to run the world’s biggest economy.
Trump on tariffs going forward: "We may go up with some tariffs. I don't think we'll go down. but we may go up."
March 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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The governor has declared: Today, let's eat.


Andy Isaac, of @WorldofIsaac social media fame, wouldn't have it any other way.


Gov. Gretchen Whitmer has issued an official state proclamation to refer to today, Saturday, March 8, as "Faturday," in honor of… #Faturday #Michigan #DetroitSports
Whitmer declares today 'Faturday' in Michigan in honor of Andy Isaac
The governor has declared: Today, let's eat. Andy Isaac, of @WorldofIsaac social media fame, wouldn't have it any other way. Gov. Gretchen Whitmer has issued an official state proclamation to refer to today, Saturday, March 8, as "Faturday," in…
detne.ws
March 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Love it. Warde acted with the appropriate sense of urgency to get it done before IU could try anything
Just spoke with Dusty May on the record, Bluesky gets the info first. He's agreed to a new deal with Michigan. He has one additional year on the deal, gets a $1 million raise, got bumps for his staff, got an increase in program resources (NIL included). The buyout is now $7.5 million. More in a few.
February 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Trump on Hannity just now: "I always respected [Musk]"

Trump in 2022:
February 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Nobody can ever talk about Mahomes being GOAT again. Brady may have lost some SB but he never got crushed and Mahomes has twice
February 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Guess I overestimated how many points the Chiefs could score. Thought the Eagles would win comfortably but not like this
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Eagles 31-17.
February 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM