Alt: Ewok faces in the trees

A totally solid and enjoyable '90s nature runs amok horror film in which a bunch of troubled teens go into the woods, fight mutated ticks, and they all survive. Jokes. They kill the black kid. And his dog. His fucking dog. Keanu Reeves watches his dog get killed and burns the world to the ground with bullets. Alfonso Ribeiro watches his dog get killed and he ... gets infested with mutated ticks, gets shot by some white shitbirds, gets mauled by more ticks, and gets split in half as a giant tick ruptures his body from the inside out. JFC.

I had no idea this existed before a few days ago, but it's really well done. At least as a Scooby satire; I still have never seen any of the Blair Witch things. Minus a half star for the cheap Scrappy...

A highly effective slow burn horror film that is more interested in the tension felt by the characters than it is in scaring the audience at home. The film depends on its visuals to provide the creepy...

I don't know how you can make an early '80s B-movie pulp film any better than this. Great idea, fantastic cast, and all of it taking place inside a grandiose city with a dirty underbelly. So much of t...

I knew that I wanted to watch at least one of these Public Domain cash-ins during my horror marathon and, as far as expectations for these things go, POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN was pretty good. I mean, it'...

Oh yeah, this is how to do a nice moody horror. A couple nice scares, but really, this works because of the way director Damian McCarthy blends story and tension. Has the feel of an old-timey MR James...

Pretty sure in 2025 we have more people who believe in vampires than newspapers, but this THE NIGHT STALKER is good, pulpy fun. Features a tight script from Richard Matheson and a fantastic performanc...

I had no idea that in 2004 MTV made a movie that played like a late '60s kids monster show. I'm not going to give 0 stars to a movie that has: 1. Adam West 2. Mary Elizabeth Winstead 3. giant stop-mot...

Gimme more horror movies like this. There's nothing revolutionary here, nothing that reinvents the scream wheel or anything, but it's got a clever gimmick and an engaging narrative and good performanc...

Coming in at under a half-hour, KAKURENBO is a very solid bit of creepy anime. It's got a classic horror set-up: kids vanish while playing a game of hide and seek in a maybe-haunted locations, so of c...

When the film stays with the troika of Jennifer, Needy, and Chip, it held my interest. Great use of character, putting Needy's repressed/subdued sexuality in between the relatively open books of Jenni...