Dicko
@mark-7.bsky.social
Positive Vibes, Kindness and Compassion | Left of Centre Socialist | Humanist | Salfordian/Maltese | Working-Class | Life-long Man Utd Fan and Match-Goer | Mancunian Life 🐝
“I may be great tomorrow, but hopeless yesterday”
“I may be great tomorrow, but hopeless yesterday”
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Dicko
@mark-7.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Wow, this is Bluesky 😀 I feel like I’m living the scene in Shawshank Redemption where he spews out of the sewage drain into clean water!
Love it! 👏👏👏
The last time I remember posting about a win two days after the event was the Cup Final in 2024.... But I'm making an exception for Sunday!
Here's the Mbeumo and Maguire goals - with Brazilian commentary 🔥🔥🔥
Here's the Mbeumo and Maguire goals - with Brazilian commentary 🔥🔥🔥
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Love it! 👏👏👏
Making no progress under this manager & system. The reds supporting this for the sake of ‘stability’ are happy with mediocrity.
Never mind ‘but who can replace him?’ Based on team selection, reliance on a ‘system’ and game management, I could replace him.
The happy-clappies need to wake up #MUFC
Never mind ‘but who can replace him?’ Based on team selection, reliance on a ‘system’ and game management, I could replace him.
The happy-clappies need to wake up #MUFC
September 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Making no progress under this manager & system. The reds supporting this for the sake of ‘stability’ are happy with mediocrity.
Never mind ‘but who can replace him?’ Based on team selection, reliance on a ‘system’ and game management, I could replace him.
The happy-clappies need to wake up #MUFC
Never mind ‘but who can replace him?’ Based on team selection, reliance on a ‘system’ and game management, I could replace him.
The happy-clappies need to wake up #MUFC
Abolishing all the Lords, might just be enough reform 😏
Removing hereditary peers is not enough to reform Lords, poll suggests
Removing hereditary peers is not enough to reform Lords, poll suggests
Survey reveals only 3% of people back government’s plans, with 56% wanting to limit number of life appointments
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Plans to reform the House of Lords by only removing the remaining hereditary peers do not go far enough in the eyes of the public, polling suggests.
Just 3% of those surveyed backed the government’s plans, with 56% of respondents agreeing that ministers should limit the number of peers the prime minister is able to appoint to the upper chamber for life. Continue reading...
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July 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Abolishing all the Lords, might just be enough reform 😏
On point as usual and exactly why #BrokenNews is the only place to get unbiased current affairs 😏
June 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
On point as usual and exactly why #BrokenNews is the only place to get unbiased current affairs 😏
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What the vending machine sees when the Nik Naks at C7 get stuck
June 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Brilliant as usual 👍 ….and I see nothing wrong with this becoming a reality 😏
⚠️ ICYMI: Public Set To Vote For Which Billionaire To Eat First In New TV Show.
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Public to Vote on Which Billionaire Gets Eaten First - #BrokenNews
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June 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Brilliant as usual 👍 ….and I see nothing wrong with this becoming a reality 😏
Chillingly accurate 🤣🤣🤣
May 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Chillingly accurate 🤣🤣🤣
I agree Jay.
I see where they’re going with the Trident design.
I like the idea of a rain canopy - it’s Manchester ffs
Will it be better than what we have now? - Yes
Will it be better than any other stadium in the U.K? - Yes
I’ve done OT since the 70’s - I can absorb progress wether I like it or not
I see where they’re going with the Trident design.
I like the idea of a rain canopy - it’s Manchester ffs
Will it be better than what we have now? - Yes
Will it be better than any other stadium in the U.K? - Yes
I’ve done OT since the 70’s - I can absorb progress wether I like it or not
March 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I agree Jay.
I see where they’re going with the Trident design.
I like the idea of a rain canopy - it’s Manchester ffs
Will it be better than what we have now? - Yes
Will it be better than any other stadium in the U.K? - Yes
I’ve done OT since the 70’s - I can absorb progress wether I like it or not
I see where they’re going with the Trident design.
I like the idea of a rain canopy - it’s Manchester ffs
Will it be better than what we have now? - Yes
Will it be better than any other stadium in the U.K? - Yes
I’ve done OT since the 70’s - I can absorb progress wether I like it or not
There should be no debate. Good v Evil
March 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
There should be no debate. Good v Evil
United just find a way to slap you in the face 😒
February 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
United just find a way to slap you in the face 😒
Can anyone tell me what fixes this shit-show at United?
Ruben can’t get a single half-decent performance out of this lot.
We have to sell to buy and need at least 10 players to fix this team.
Ineos making multiple wrong decisions and dismantling the soul of a great club.
And still the Glazers feast.
Ruben can’t get a single half-decent performance out of this lot.
We have to sell to buy and need at least 10 players to fix this team.
Ineos making multiple wrong decisions and dismantling the soul of a great club.
And still the Glazers feast.
February 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Can anyone tell me what fixes this shit-show at United?
Ruben can’t get a single half-decent performance out of this lot.
We have to sell to buy and need at least 10 players to fix this team.
Ineos making multiple wrong decisions and dismantling the soul of a great club.
And still the Glazers feast.
Ruben can’t get a single half-decent performance out of this lot.
We have to sell to buy and need at least 10 players to fix this team.
Ineos making multiple wrong decisions and dismantling the soul of a great club.
And still the Glazers feast.
This ‘super-muppet’ is at the top of the list of embarrassing ex PM’s.
How this idiot got to the top of British politics needs to be studied for years, it defies belief 🤦🏽♂️
How this idiot got to the top of British politics needs to be studied for years, it defies belief 🤦🏽♂️
Liz Truss tries her hand at stand up comedy with predictable results.
February 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM
This ‘super-muppet’ is at the top of the list of embarrassing ex PM’s.
How this idiot got to the top of British politics needs to be studied for years, it defies belief 🤦🏽♂️
How this idiot got to the top of British politics needs to be studied for years, it defies belief 🤦🏽♂️
Well this bulletin has me rattled. I have never rinsed out a milk carton before recycling….how many Polar Bears have paid the price for this???
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🌍 LATEST: Climate past the tipping point? #BrokenNews reveals how one British man’s recycling slip-up spells doom for the planet.
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Climate 'Beyond Saving' After Recycling Mistake - #BrokenNews
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February 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Well this bulletin has me rattled. I have never rinsed out a milk carton before recycling….how many Polar Bears have paid the price for this???
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This is a great thread.
It’s remarkable the United staffing levels compared to other giant clubs. Let’s hope the reset works!
An interesting read for United fans 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
It’s remarkable the United staffing levels compared to other giant clubs. Let’s hope the reset works!
An interesting read for United fans 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
🇾🇪 United’s Open Heart Surgery: The Club’s Fight For Survival🧵
🔴 The latest round of redundancies at Manchester United represents a difficult but crucial step in the club's recovery. While these changes bring genuine pain to many dedicated employees…
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#mufc #Ineos #UnitedArts #manchesterunited
🔴 The latest round of redundancies at Manchester United represents a difficult but crucial step in the club's recovery. While these changes bring genuine pain to many dedicated employees…
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#mufc #Ineos #UnitedArts #manchesterunited
February 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
This is a great thread.
It’s remarkable the United staffing levels compared to other giant clubs. Let’s hope the reset works!
An interesting read for United fans 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
It’s remarkable the United staffing levels compared to other giant clubs. Let’s hope the reset works!
An interesting read for United fans 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Nailed it again guys!
Brilliantly funny take on Space-Karen’s aspirations! 🤣🤣🤣
Brilliantly funny take on Space-Karen’s aspirations! 🤣🤣🤣
🇺🇸 LATEST: America Set To Crown Its First King. All Hail King Elon!
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All Hail King Elon! - #BrokenNews
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February 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Nailed it again guys!
Brilliantly funny take on Space-Karen’s aspirations! 🤣🤣🤣
Brilliantly funny take on Space-Karen’s aspirations! 🤣🤣🤣
I’m hoping for a United win tonight and would it be too much to ask for a decent performance too? 🤷🏽♂️
Then I’m excited for the big NFL games tonight.
I’m by no means an expert in the UK, but I think the Bills might upset the Chiefs again and get to the Super Bowl and maybe joined by the Eagles 🏈
Then I’m excited for the big NFL games tonight.
I’m by no means an expert in the UK, but I think the Bills might upset the Chiefs again and get to the Super Bowl and maybe joined by the Eagles 🏈
January 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m hoping for a United win tonight and would it be too much to ask for a decent performance too? 🤷🏽♂️
Then I’m excited for the big NFL games tonight.
I’m by no means an expert in the UK, but I think the Bills might upset the Chiefs again and get to the Super Bowl and maybe joined by the Eagles 🏈
Then I’m excited for the big NFL games tonight.
I’m by no means an expert in the UK, but I think the Bills might upset the Chiefs again and get to the Super Bowl and maybe joined by the Eagles 🏈
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Your boss trying to talk to you about the match last night
January 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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The chilling truth of what mainstream news has become, wrapped up in brilliant comedy! 👏👏👏
💔 HEARTBREAKING: Journalist Has Meltdown During News Bulletin.
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#BrokenNews - Journalist Has Meltdown While Reading The News
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January 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
The chilling truth of what mainstream news has become, wrapped up in brilliant comedy! 👏👏👏
It’s obvious and terrifying what Trump and Musk are. How are the right defending this?
Ignorance and complicity are enabling 2 immature idiots to terrorise the world. A lot of people need to wake up.
Ignorance and complicity are enabling 2 immature idiots to terrorise the world. A lot of people need to wake up.
January 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
It’s obvious and terrifying what Trump and Musk are. How are the right defending this?
Ignorance and complicity are enabling 2 immature idiots to terrorise the world. A lot of people need to wake up.
Ignorance and complicity are enabling 2 immature idiots to terrorise the world. A lot of people need to wake up.
I’m sure enough ‘sense of humour’ has survived in the U.S. to find this very funny!
Well, at least my friends on the blue side! 🤣🤣🤣
Well, at least my friends on the blue side! 🤣🤣🤣
🇺🇸 BREAKING: Goodbye, USA.
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Goodbye, USA - #BrokenNews
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January 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’m sure enough ‘sense of humour’ has survived in the U.S. to find this very funny!
Well, at least my friends on the blue side! 🤣🤣🤣
Well, at least my friends on the blue side! 🤣🤣🤣
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January 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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These guys crack me up! Superb as usual 🤣🤣🤣
⚠️ NEWS: UK Cinemas set to trial shocking new deterrent. Do you think this is a good idea?
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#BrokenNews - Shocking New Deterrent To Be Trialled In UK Cinemas
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January 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
These guys crack me up! Superb as usual 🤣🤣🤣
Arsenal have just become a version of an American Football Special Teams 😏
January 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Arsenal have just become a version of an American Football Special Teams 😏