@marisakhart.bsky.social
somewhere asking for extra sprinkles on my double scoop of ice cream
Mom has another aneurysm, lads.
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Mom has another aneurysm, lads.
In conclusion,
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
In conclusion,
Finding out a bunch of famous food bloggers went on a sponsored trip to Israel to whitewash the country is the closest I’ll get to my watergate moment
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Finding out a bunch of famous food bloggers went on a sponsored trip to Israel to whitewash the country is the closest I’ll get to my watergate moment
“He had a family!!”
September 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“He had a family!!”
Me thinking a man wanted to go on a date with me because he asked me on a date twice and I said yes twice
September 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Me thinking a man wanted to go on a date with me because he asked me on a date twice and I said yes twice
Oh yeah did I mention I’m going to LA next month
August 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Oh yeah did I mention I’m going to LA next month
someone’s job got eliminated, I’ll give you three guesses on who’s last day is Monday
August 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
someone’s job got eliminated, I’ll give you three guesses on who’s last day is Monday
Gang, I finally made an account for my knitting and other assorted hobbies
July 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Gang, I finally made an account for my knitting and other assorted hobbies
the bitch u know as sparkle is back
June 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the bitch u know as sparkle is back
HER NAME IS MISS RUBY AND SHES 165 LBS!!!!!
May 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
HER NAME IS MISS RUBY AND SHES 165 LBS!!!!!
Doing this and writing “I will not put out on the first date” over and over again
May 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Doing this and writing “I will not put out on the first date” over and over again
lmaooo bro o way
April 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
lmaooo bro o way
Scully, you’re not gonna believe this @rottmom.bsky.social
April 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Scully, you’re not gonna believe this @rottmom.bsky.social
Did you know if you fuck up a cake recipe really bad, you’ll end up with a really fucked up cake????
March 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Did you know if you fuck up a cake recipe really bad, you’ll end up with a really fucked up cake????
Do you want me to kill them, Casey????
March 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Do you want me to kill them, Casey????
Went to the cummer museum and everyone there knew you
March 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Went to the cummer museum and everyone there knew you
Look at this sweater I got off Facebook marketplace
March 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Look at this sweater I got off Facebook marketplace
You guys ever see the movie “fun with dick and Jane” with Jim Carrey? Where he’s running around the house screaming “IM GONNA BE INDICTED!!” That’s me but I’m screaming “IM GONNA BE LAID OFF!!”
March 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You guys ever see the movie “fun with dick and Jane” with Jim Carrey? Where he’s running around the house screaming “IM GONNA BE INDICTED!!” That’s me but I’m screaming “IM GONNA BE LAID OFF!!”
Give ‘em the ol razzle dazzle
February 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Give ‘em the ol razzle dazzle
Tummy with her big sissy
February 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Tummy with her big sissy
The bin I got for applesauce’s toys is not working the way I wanted it to
February 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The bin I got for applesauce’s toys is not working the way I wanted it to
The apartment ghost when I try to crack my toes and my entire foot still hurts from dropping a table on it three weeks ago
February 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The apartment ghost when I try to crack my toes and my entire foot still hurts from dropping a table on it three weeks ago
FREELANCE GIG I WAS DEPENDING ON IS DELAYED UNTIL AT LEAST THE SPRING
February 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
FREELANCE GIG I WAS DEPENDING ON IS DELAYED UNTIL AT LEAST THE SPRING