@marisakhart.bsky.social
somewhere asking for extra sprinkles on my double scoop of ice cream
Mom has another aneurysm, lads.
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Mom has another aneurysm, lads.
*logs on just to be a hater* yalls fav blond billionaire needs to find a new injector asap holy FAWK *logs off*
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
*logs on just to be a hater* yalls fav blond billionaire needs to find a new injector asap holy FAWK *logs off*
“Call your senator!!!” Mine aren’t shittyyyy talk to us nice next time we’re hit with a hurricane
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Call your senator!!!” Mine aren’t shittyyyy talk to us nice next time we’re hit with a hurricane
LETS GOOOOOO
BREAKING: The NWSL is awarding its 17th franchise to Atlanta and will join the league for a record expansion fee of $165 million, sources tell The Athletic.
Details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
LETS GOOOOOO
Finding out a bunch of famous food bloggers went on a sponsored trip to Israel to whitewash the country is the closest I’ll get to my watergate moment
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Finding out a bunch of famous food bloggers went on a sponsored trip to Israel to whitewash the country is the closest I’ll get to my watergate moment
“He had a family!!”
September 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“He had a family!!”
Me thinking a man wanted to go on a date with me because he asked me on a date twice and I said yes twice
September 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Me thinking a man wanted to go on a date with me because he asked me on a date twice and I said yes twice
Oh yeah did I mention I’m going to LA next month
August 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Oh yeah did I mention I’m going to LA next month
Spotify wrapped is a panopticon that doesn’t need to know how often i listen to KC and the sunshine band
August 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Spotify wrapped is a panopticon that doesn’t need to know how often i listen to KC and the sunshine band
someone’s job got eliminated, I’ll give you three guesses on who’s last day is Monday
August 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
someone’s job got eliminated, I’ll give you three guesses on who’s last day is Monday
My credit score is none of my business at this point. I’m gonna let go and let god, amen!!!!
July 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My credit score is none of my business at this point. I’m gonna let go and let god, amen!!!!
Gang, I finally made an account for my knitting and other assorted hobbies
July 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Gang, I finally made an account for my knitting and other assorted hobbies
Brings me great joy to announce that everyone’s least favorite coke fiend, none other than snow enthusiast, is aging like shit. Just looks absolutely terrible, gang.
July 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Brings me great joy to announce that everyone’s least favorite coke fiend, none other than snow enthusiast, is aging like shit. Just looks absolutely terrible, gang.
Suspecting the folks in my book club might actually hate my guts
June 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Suspecting the folks in my book club might actually hate my guts
the bitch u know as sparkle is back
June 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the bitch u know as sparkle is back
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HER NAME IS MISS RUBY AND SHES 165 LBS!!!!!
May 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
HER NAME IS MISS RUBY AND SHES 165 LBS!!!!!
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Doing this and writing “I will not put out on the first date” over and over again
May 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Doing this and writing “I will not put out on the first date” over and over again
Joining a convent because these dudes are just straight up using ChatGPT for their replies. Not even removing the quotation marks.
April 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Joining a convent because these dudes are just straight up using ChatGPT for their replies. Not even removing the quotation marks.
lmaooo bro o way
April 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
lmaooo bro o way
Scully, you’re not gonna believe this @rottmom.bsky.social
April 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Scully, you’re not gonna believe this @rottmom.bsky.social
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Bass boosted pink pony club at the gymnastics regional yall
April 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Bass boosted pink pony club at the gymnastics regional yall
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“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
time.com
March 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”