Wait whaaa?? 👀

my GOD??? 🫢

Man’s a magician!

Yeah I’d wanna ☎️💥🎰🦆 your therapist too. Think we can share? Take turns?

Okay good I’m not alone 😈

Though full disclosure: I don’t recognize your therapist 🤷🏽‍♀️

Hm 🧐

…. See, the trouble is—

I’m gonna wanna 🚨⚡️🔩📯 my therapist 🫢

Maybe if I had opened my eyes and taken a good hard look at my mix CD collection, my bipolar diagnosis wouldn’t have been such a shocker

“Who derives joy from that?”

My brother in Christ, it was only four months ago everyone in the country was cheering cause an insurance CEO was executed in the street.

She’s keeping me busy 😅

Though if you ever want to chat, feel free to DM me!
It’s always nice to have a conversation that doesn’t require baby talk 🤭

I feel this 😔🫶🏽

Oh no! 😭😱 That sucks. I’m sorry.

The data lost from a crashed computer is a very particular kind of pain

I’m a big supporter of securing physical copies of favorite media! 👍🏽

Cause you can’t stream everything all the time.
For example - and your case works perfectly for this - at my local library on Libby, TOBT is one of the few VC books that isn’t available for download!

My copy of TOBT is the same one I’ve had since high school

No this is so relatable actually.

I happen to have two copies of TVL as a total fluke cause my bestie in high school gave me a copy as a gift (not knowing that I had already read it but I do cherish that second copy)

Ohmigosh? What’s his name 🥹

Oh God, can’t wait to see the DIY antipsychotics hacks on Twitter, that’ll be a treat.

Can’t get Haldol? No worries cause today we’re gonna synthesize lithium using an old cell phone battery, duct tape, two Tics Tacs and a clothes hanger!

My husband hates when I start over from the beginning whenever he interrupts me but fuck you dude, I didn’t come programmed with a pause button.

It’s a little ridic that even Prince Lestat had multiple narrators like WTF ANNE??

BTW: I don’t want him to buy TikTok.
And I don’t think he should
Though considering a large part of the app only exists to be a glorified Home Shopping Network for Amazon, you’d think it would be a desirable property for him to own.